House of Ann, named after the street in Thebarton, is one of Adelaide’s top adult ‘relaxation centres’.
The establishment aims to satisfy your every erotic desire; a pretty unsubtle hint of the type of services you can find here. We listed House of Ann on our erotic massage page, but from what we’ve learnt, it would be just as suitable for our Adelaide brothels guide.
In this post, we will take a closer look at the venue and the types of services (and ladies) on offer. If you’re looking for some adult thrills in Thebarton, read on.
So, what exactly is ‘adult relaxation’, you wonder?
Services Offered at House of Ann
While the House of Ann website doesn’t specifically market itself as a brothel — for legal reasons — it doesn’t take a punting genius to work out what’s going down here.
They suggest several ‘fantasies’ that you might find appealing:
- Fantasy Role Play
- The Girlfriend Experience
In other words, your standard brothel menu with GFE and various extras, some of which will cost you extra.
We pity the bloke who has to pay to live out his fantasy of ‘nice’.
Makes you wonder what’s gone wrong at home…
(Or if anything ever went right!)
The type of ladies you’ll find in House of Ann are young, horny and eager to please.
The majority of their roster consists of girls in their early to mid 20s, with a couple of rare older escorts (mid 30s).
While the website doesn’t disclose each girl’s nationality or ethnicity, we’ve heard that it’s a mix of local Aussie girls and some Asian ladies from overseas.
From most accounts, it seems to be an impressive roster. Attractive women, friendly service and a nice mix of looks and personalities.
Their featured profiles include Tara; a blonde with pornstar looks who comes across as a playful country girl (but knows how to get down and dirty). Quite the combination, that.
There’s also Blake; a seductive 25 year old with a booty to die for and piercing blue eyes.
And Naya; a young exotic Latina beauty with a bubbly personality. She is described as dark haired C cup who is looking to have some fun.
Aren’t we all, Naya… aren’t we all…
Good news is House of Ann has a fully functional roster page where you can see the girls working each shift, of which there are two: 10am to 6pm and 6pm to 3am.
There are typically 3-4 girls working each shift, which makes sense given they have what appears to be three rooms available…
The first thing that will strike you about the rooms at House of Ann is the ornamental decadence.
They look… sort of… like Roman sex temples.
There are three rooms in total:
The Blue Room
This comes with gold presidential details, a large comfy bed and private ensuite.
The Red Room
The Red Room is similar to the Blue Room, except it’s kitted out in seductive red decor and comes with an elevated spa. It has similarly lavish statues and lights.
The Green Room
How do you feel about full wall mirrors?
The Green Room is the sort of bedroom where you’re going to want to keep your eyes open to take in all of the sights.
The bed looks a little small, but the room comes with a 2 person shower, luxury green decor and chandeliers.
Yes, as you might have noticed, House of Ann likes chandeliers.
Location and Parking
House of Ann Address:
1 Ann St, Thebarton SA 5031, Australia
Interested in seeking some of that famous adult relaxation in Thebarton?
Here’s a map of how to get there:
Once you’re in the area, the brothel is not particularly difficult to find:
Not the busiest area, but Ann’s house is somewhat of a pink landmark.
Their website states:
“We have a private carpark at the rear of our premises and a back entry to ensure your rendezvous is discreet.”
Pricing and Booking Information
Sadly we could not find any pricing information online, probably due to the local advertising laws.
Give them a call, or drop them an email, using these details:
Book by phone: 08 8354 2880
Or by email: firstname.lastname@example.org
House of Ann is open seven days a week at the following times:
- Sunday to Thursday: 10am to 3am
- Friday and Saturday: 10am to 6am
Have you been to House of Ann? What did you make of the experience?
Let us know your comments and reviews below.