Looking for the best rub-downs in Auckland that come with a little extra sparkle?
Well, good news: there’s plenty of choice! From K Road institutions to boutique North Shore clubs boasting glory holes and milking tables, this city’s erotic massage scene has something for every mood and budget.
Some venues focus on spa-style pampering with champagne on arrival, others go straight to the slippery body slides and happy endings. We’ve rounded up the standouts, compared their prices, quirks and extras, and even dug through the classifieds to show you where the bargain hunters head.
Best Erotic Massage Parlours In Auckland
Auckland has no shortage of hot sexy ladies that are willing (and extremely able) when it comes to providing adult massage services.
These ladies can tantalise your body and help you get over any stress or after-work tiredness. Some of them provide tantra or nuru treatments; others are specialists in erotic body rubs.
Just remember that an erotic massage does not equate to the full service that you might get in one of the city’s various brothels.
You can often expect ‘hand relief’, a ‘rub and tug’ or a happy ending that doesn’t involve full sex. But keep your expectations in check – and make sure that you are on the same page before agreeing to a service!
Sensual Relax
166 Karangahape Road, CBD, Auckland 1010
https://www.sensualrelax.co.nz
One of Auckland’s longest-running erotic massage shops. The fully nude trained masseuses at Sensual Relax are plucked from all over the world.
Tucked away on the infamous K Road, this shop has several girls waiting to give you a sensual massage dominated by ‘long flowing specialized strokes’, erotic breast sweeps and full body slides. There’s some mutual touching allowed, but you are asked to respect the girls’ boundaries.
(Think sensual, not groping!)
Inside it has recently been fully refurbished into a cozy, dimly lit oasis. The entrance is fairly discreet, although parking can be a PITA around here at times.
Standard rates hover around $190/hour for a one-hour sensual massage (we saw a recent special advertised at $160/hr on social media, so you might want to follow them for any future discounts). They also have a doubles massage option (twice the pleasure!), as well as a male masseuse (“6’1″, with toned limbs and strong hands”) for gay, bi-curious and female customers.
- Open daily, 10am to Midnight
Debonairs
4/337 Dominion Road, Mount Eden, Auckland 1024
Just a 7 minute drive from Auckland’s busy CBD. If you’ve had a crap day at work and need your mind taken off the office, these ladies will put you in a better mood. One body slide at a time.
Their girls are a combination of local Kiwi beauties and masseuses recruited from all over the globe, including in: Britain, Asia, South Africa, India and more.
One look at their roster and you’ll see a number of these women have been nominated for Masseuse of the Year, whilst others are models or ex-dancers. All have been trained to provide the best in sensual and erotic massage.
Standard Sensual Massage at Debonairs includes full nudity, skin-to-skin bodyslides, breast sweeps and hand relief. 1 hour body-to-body is currently priced at $190, but do check their menu for updates and specials.
- Open daily, 10:30am to 9:30pm
- Saturday: 11am to 10pm
- Sunday: Noon to 8pm
The Pelican Club
5 Fleet Street, Eden Terrace, Auckland 1010, New Zealand
The granddaddy of Auckland adult clubs, The Pelican Club is very well known around these parts.
This is a full-service gentlemen’s club that’s been operating for decades, offering both erotic massage and everything beyond. It’s located just off Newton Road (free parking at 5 Fleet St) in a big, bright yellow building… you can’t miss it.
Inside, Pelican feels like a mix of a lounge bar and massage parlour: there’s a licensed bar area where you can chill and meet the ladies, and a bunch of private themed rooms in the back. With over 100+ women on the books, Pelican has one of the largest selections of working ladies anywhere in NZ.
Their menu is mostly pushing FS, but it states that they also offer sensual massage – a 30 minute naked massage with happy ending. The club fee is $70 and the ladies tip is $130 (at the time of writing). That comes to $200 in total, putting it slightly more expensive than Sensual Relax and Debonairs.
If you’re in possession of a Pensioner’s Gold Card.. you can currently get $40 off their hourly rate between 10am and 6:30pm on Tuesdays. And a complimentary drink, too.
- Open 24/7
Total Body Bliss
Level 1/1 College Hill, Freemans Bay, Auckland 1011
For those who like a side of spa luxury with their sensual fun, Total Body Bliss is just the ticket.
This boutique erotic massage studio in Freemans Bay markets itself as Auckland’s “most luxurious and discrete sensual massage establishment”.
They have custom massage tables (including an “oversized” one with a milking slot – yes, for exactly what you think) and private ensuite showers in each room.
It’s run by a savvy crew who hit the news for offering free massages to firefighters after the SkyCity fire. The story caught a decent amount of mainstream attention, but it’s the steady stream of regulars that drive the bulk of the trade here.
Pricing is at the higher-end. Their flagship single body sensual massage costs $250 for 60 minutes (or $150 for a 20 minute quick session). The girls – and guys – are a mix of stunning European and local models. You can check their online rota to see who is available and when.
- Open daily
- Weds – Sat: 10am to 1am
- Sun – Tues: 10am to Midnight
Perfect Touch
149 Symonds Street, Eden Terrace, Auckland 1010
This is a stylish sensual massage studio perched on upper Symonds Street, near the city fringe. Once you step through the door, you’ll notice the effort in ambiance… there’s a lovely modern interior design, immaculately clean rooms with Italian tiling and soft lighting. Very mood setting.
Perfect Touch competes with Total Body Bliss at the high end of the market with a sensual 1 hour body slide currently going for $250. They also offer a 20-minute option for $150.
If you’re looking for extras, there are plenty available (at an extra cost). Highlights include: French kissing, COM, Prostate massage, covered oral and a Golden Shower option. There’s also some light BDSM play available. Who doesn’t love a bit of cock and ball torture with some hot oil? 😬
- Open daily
- Weds – Sat: 10am to 1am
- Sun – Tues: 10am to Midnight
Crystal & Friends
176 Dominion Road, Mount Eden, Auckland 1024
From what we understand, this is a private house run by “Crystal” and her rotating crew of lovely friends – all ready and waiting to dazzle with “sexy, intimate body slides, breast sweeps and hand relief happy ending“.
The setup is simpler than the big spas, but the online rota indicates that there’s still plenty of ladies available at any given time – most days indicate 7-8 women available at various points during the day.
Their main sensual massage option is currently priced at $190 for 60 minutes, but there is also a (very quick) 10-minute hand relief option for just $70 with the masseuse in lingerie, or $90 with her fully nude.
If you go with the 1 hour booking, you can throw in an extra $50 to upgrade with a Cheese & Wine board. Obviously… not available for the pants-down Rub & Go crowd. 😂🧀
- Open daily, 10am to 7pm
La Belle De Luxe
86 Nelson Street, Auckland Central, Auckland 1010
La Belle de Luxe is one of the newer players on the scene, catering to those who want a high-class erotic massage in the CBD area… without breaking the bank.
They host a limited number of elite companions, focusing on quality over quantity. There are currently 17 companions listed on the site, most of them aged under 25, although they may have some newer girls since we last checked.
The Sensual Massage package is currently priced at $180 for 60 minutes – very competitive – but the shortest booking they offer is 30 minutes ($120).
(There’s also a VIP discount available for regulars: after every 5 bookings, your 6th booking will be half price.)
- Open daily, 10am to “late”
Albany Angels
10F Ride Way, Rosedale, Auckland 0632
https://www.albanyangels.co.nz
Albany Angels is the North Shore’s premier sensual massage and escort agency.
Born from a merger of two earlier outfits (“Vamps” and “Kylie’s Angels”), this place has quickly become a big hit in the area with a steady slew of positive punter reviews.
Housed in a large modern premises in Rosedale’s industrial area, Albany Angels offers a truly boutique experience with a focus on keeping both clients and staff happy. Fully air-conditioned with surround-sound in every room, it’s like a sensual playground… and it’s not just body rubs in here. FS is on the cards if you want to upgrade.
Pricing sits middle-of-the-pack – not as expensive as the elite Perfect Touch or TBB, but still kinda premium. They’re currently listing 60 minutes of sensual massage for $210. Shortest available booking is $140 for 30 minutes. That’s actually slightly more expensive than their cheapest full service package ($120 for 15 minutes).
This venue has a few other delights awaiting, if you’re feeling adventurous, not least the glory hole on-site! You can pay $70 for an anonymous HJ or $90 for BJ. You don’t get to see who is actually providing the service…
- Open daily, 10am to 10pm
Asian Paradise
Various locations
https://www.zenzone.co.nz/asianparadise
Beyond the big names above, Auckland is awash with dozens of Asian-run massage parlours, often advertised under banners like “Asian Paradise.” These aren’t one single chain but rather a loose collection of shops (and independent masseuses) commonly found in various suburbs… from the CBD to Newmarket, North Shore to South Auckland.
This particular group states on the website:
“We are Thai friends who work from a few locations in Auckland. We offer massage services for therapy or relaxation.
Our primary service is MASSAGE. So please understand that if you’re looking for full service, please go elsewhere! There are lots of girls who offer those services. We do not.”
It’s a strange claim because in literally one click to the first profile we saw, the model is advertising full service… under a slew of sexy gallery pics that scream the opposite of sports massage!
Best to clarify in advance exactly what you’re paying for here.
Cheap Body Rubs: Trying Your Luck On The Classifieds
Most of the erotic massage shops above are highly aware of the “going rates” and price themselves accordingly. If one luxury shop ups their prices, the others will generally follow suit.
You can get some cheaper adult massage options if you’re willing to head into the Wild West of the classified sites. Here, two options stand out:
Locanto Auckland
https://www.locanto.co.nz/auckland/Massages/20901/
Locanto’s Auckland Massage section is rammo-jammo with ads – 548 at the time of writing, with dozens of new additions daily.
Here you’ll find an eclectic mix of erotic massage offers – targeting pretty much all-comers; straight men, gay men, couples and so on. While you do get quite a few smaller AMPs advertising their services here, there’s also a ton of independent masseuses who will generally charge less than the established shops we’ve looked at above.
The trade-off is, of course, YMMV. None of these listings are vetted and you do get plenty of scam artists and time wasters preying on scrimping Johns.
NZHerald Classifieds
https://www2.nzherald.co.nz/classifieds/results.cfm?pillar=15&subpillar=119&op=all&tp&kw1&kw2
Yes, even the NZHerald has adverts for erotic massage!
This is a blast from the past with punters forced to make a decision based on intel as rigorous as a tit size and a phone number. Auckland typically sees around 10-20 ads posted each day.
What’s your favourite erotic massage shop in Auckland?
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