With its liberal attitude towards sex and erotica, it should come as no surprise that Auckland is home to some of the best strip clubs in New Zealand.
We’ve rounded up some of our favourite lap dance bars in Auckland, including a a famous cluster on the Karangahape Road.
These strictly adult venues can host everything from a wild Stag night, to a corporate party, to a birthday weekend, to simply a few drinks after work with eye candy in every direction.
A Guide to Auckland’s Best Strip Clubs and Nude Bars
Ready to embark on a night to remember at one of the top nudie bars in NZ?
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The White House
397 Queen St, Auckland, New Zealand
Phone: 09 377 4545
The famous White House Adult Entertainment Centre greets you to its site with a bizarre animated video of Bill Clinton announcing that he ‘did not have sexual relations with that woman’. Very strange.
Once inside their venue, you will find a large LCD screen pitched behind a stage where the White House showgirls will strut their stuff for your viewing pleasure.
White House offers some unique and rather novel adult services, including… nude pool. Your chance to play one-on-one with a lady of your choice.
The main stage is regularly taken over by choreographed shows putting in to use a huge array of fancy dress and dazzling dance moves. If you’d rather enjoy a more intimate show, there are lap dances available from 10 minutes to a full hour of as much gyration as you can handle.
An iconic venue for Auckland’s adult industry, and one that is definitely worth a visit.
55 Customs Street East, Auckland 1010, New Zealand
Phone: +64 9-358 0245
Showgirls is a glitzy and modern strip bar with a dazzling interior and a large roster of exotic dancers plucked from all over the world, including a few local Kiwi hotties.
They have a number of executive VIP booths, as well as a ‘Shower Suite’ ($400 for 60 minutes) and a Champagne Room. As you’d expect, there are a number of packages for the many Stag parties that flock here.
Individual entry costs $20 for men, or $10 for women. However, there are big discounts for group bookings. If you are coming in a large group of 20+, it’s just $5 per head to get in (male or female).
Alternatively, show up before 10pm (Sunday to Wednesday) and gain free entry by ordering a drink. Check out their website for some glamour pics of the Showgirls who will be doing their best to make it a night for you to remember.
3 Gore Street, Auckland, NZ
Phone: (09) 302 0748
Doesn’t have a website.
We can’t verify if this strip club is still open.
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The Mermaid Strip Club
322 Karangahape Road, Auckland City, NZ
Phone: +64 9 302 0748
One of two locations, the other in Wellington, The Mermaid on Karangahape Road is a gentlemen’s club open from Wednesday to Saturday, 7pm til late.
They boast beautiful girls, exotic dancers and Strip-o-Grams. Look out for the magic striptease show performed by Miss Suzie Malone. Ladies should also keep an eye on the Wet T-Shirt Competition, if you are that way inclined, as there’s a healthy first prize of $1,000 up to grabs. As for the gents, well, you were probably keeping an eye on it anyway.
The Mermaid offers special deals for Christmas parties, stag parties and group bookings. Use promo code “I am the King” to receive $100 to be used in the venue for bookings of more than 6 guests.
Oh, and Happy Hour runs from 7-9pm.
Calendar Girls Whiskey Lounge
214 Karangahape Rd, Auckland 1011
Phone: 03 9434475
Calendar Girls is an innovative multi-levelled adult playground. It is set over four storeys on Karangahape Road.
Upstairs you have the actual gentlemen’s club, which is a lavishly decorated den filled by a parade of stunning local and International dancers. This area is exclusive and shut off from most of the punters. Downstairs is more of a friendly casual vibe with a fully stocked sports bar, big screen, gambling machines and a few podiums.
Each Thursday to Saturday you will find the podiums taken over by lingerie-clad dancers, ushering you deeper in to what they say is Auckland’s ultimate 5 star strip club experience.
Then again, on their website they also say that “if pleasurable surroundings are more important to you than price, this is the venue for you.”
Now, why would they say something like that without including a price list?
We’re going to guess that it’s pretty bloody expensive upstairs — where the creme de la creme of the Calendar Girls can be found strutting their stuff wearing something pretty close to nothing.
The Whiskey Lounge is open from Wednesday to Saturday, 9pm to 5am.
Looking For Something Different?
Check them out and we’re sure you’ll find something interesting for the midnight hour…
Alternatively, if you’re feeling lazy, there are several online ‘sex show’ options that might tickle your fancy…
What’s your favourite strip club in Auckland? Have we missed any hole-in-the-wall lap dance bars that are worth a night out with your mates?
Have your say below.