Ready to embark on a night to remember at one of the top nudie bars in NZ?
With its liberal attitude towards sex and erotica, it should come as no surprise that Auckland is home to some of the best strip clubs in New Zealand. Their strictly adult venues can host everything from a wild bucks night to a corporate party, birthday weekends to simply a few drinks after work with eye candy in every direction.
In this feature guide, we’ve rounded up the best strip clubs and lap dance bars in Auckland, including a famous cluster on the Karangahape Road.
A Guide to Auckland’s Best Strip Clubs and Nude Bars
We’ve got the details of the best lap dance bars and strip clubs in Auckland and have given you information that is available from their websites and other promotional media. Any prices that have been quoted are correct as of November 2018 but always check the website and current prices at the venue.
Lastly, always check the dress code requirements of a strip club before visiting as many will have strict door policies; our best advice is, dress to impress.
Disclaimer: We don’t work for any of these strip clubs or bars, nor are we affiliated to them in any way. These listings are curated from information that is publicly available around the web. The page is for informational purposes only. You are responsible for any decision to step foot inside these venues. It is strongly recommended that you keep an eye on the costs you are running up as a night out at a strip club can also strip your bank balance!
Level One, Naval and Family Hotel Building, 243 Karangahape Rd, Auckland 1011
Phone: 03 421 7638/09 917 4475
Calendar Girls is an innovative multi-levelled adult playground. It is set over four storeys on Karangahape Road and features some of the most stunning strippers you can find in New Zealand. From Penthouse Pets to porn stars, they have a great in-house team as well as guest dancers.
Upstairs you have the actual gentlemen’s club, which is a lavishly decorated den filled by a parade of stunning local and International dancers. This area is exclusive and shut off from most of the punters. Downstairs is more of a friendly casual vibe with a fully stocked sports bar, big screen, gambling machines and a few podiums.
Each Thursday to Saturday you will find the podiums taken over by lingerie-clad dancers, ushering you deeper in to what they say is Auckland’s ultimate 5-star strip club experience.
Then again, on their website they also say that “if pleasurable surroundings are more important to you than price, this is the venue for you.”
Now, why would they say something like that without including a price list?
We’re going to guess that it’s pretty bloody expensive upstairs — where the creme de la creme of the Calendar Girls can be found strutting their stuff wearing something pretty close to nothing.
Bucks party packages start at $750 for up to 20 people ($37.50 per person) and range up to $5,000 ($250 per person). If you are planning a big group outing to Calendar Girls then you can contact the club’s management team to discuss your budget.
Calendar Girls is open Tuesday to Saturday from 7.00pm to 5.00am.
Hush Hush Girls
68 Hobson St, Auckland, 1010
Phone: 09 307 5975
One of Auckland’s best kept secrets, Hush Hush is a gentleman’s club that is tucked away off the main drag but very close to the Sky City Casino. They opened in 2010 yet remain one of those venues that not everyone knows about. The benefits of this mean that you don’t have to fight the queues to get in plus you have an excuse to ‘take one for the team’ by trying it out in advance.
It is a fun and friendly place with reasonably priced drinks and offering adult entertainment services which include lap dances, pole dancing and private dances. They can cater for corporate events, VIP parties and do a great line in stag do’s.
The girls here are a very decent line-up with plenty of character and get some great reviews for their performances.
Follow them on Facebook for news of upcoming events, promotions and special offers.
Hush Hush is open from Wednesday to Saturday from 8.00pm until late.
Please note that Hush Hush is also the venue for the all-male strip show, Men of Steel, who perform on Friday and Saturday nights.
13 Gore St, Auckland, 1010
Phone: 09 366 6233
Situated in the premises formerly occupied by the Galaxy Club, the Penthouse Club is a first-class adult entertainment venue in the heart of Auckland.
The venue features a state-of-the art sound and lighting system, luxurious décor and some of the finest performers in New Zealand. They have a stable of in-house dancers but also attract ladies from international clubs including Penthouse Pets and porn stars such as Kiki Vidis.
Events are many and varied and can be anything from burlesque magic striptease to seasonally themed parties for Christmas and Halloween.
They are quite active on their Facebook pages with details of events, promotions and exclusive offers so check here for details.
The Penthouse Club has a membership programme which entitles you to free entry and other benefits. A Gold Membership costs $1000 but does give you access to all of the international Penthouse Clubs.
The Penthouse Club is open daily from 7.00pm until late.
55 Customs Street East, Auckland 1010
Phone: 09 358 0245
Showgirls is a glitzy and modern strip bar with a dazzling interior and a large roster of exotic dancers plucked from all over the world, including a few local Kiwi hotties.
They have a number of executive VIP booths, as well as a ‘Shower Suite’ ($400 for 60 minutes) and a Champagne Room. As you’d expect, there are a number of packages for the many Stag parties that flock here.
Individual entry costs $20 for men, or $10 for women. However, there are big discounts for group bookings. If you are coming in a large group of 20+, it’s just $5 per head to get in (male or female).
Alternatively, show up before 10pm (Sunday to Wednesday) and gain free entry by ordering a drink. Check out their website for some glamour pics of the Showgirls who will be doing their best to make it a night for you to remember.
Showgirls is open as follows:
- Monday to Friday: Midday until late
- Saturday: 1.00pm until late
- Sunday: 7.00pm until late
The White House
397 Queen St, Auckland 1010
Phone: 09 377 4545
The famous White House Adult Entertainment Centre opened in 2001 and is an iconic venue for Auckland’s adult industry, and one that is definitely worth a visit.
Once inside you will find a large LCD screen pitched behind a stage where the White House showgirls will strut their stuff for your viewing pleasure. This is a great draw for sports fans as the huge screen is perfect for watching big games.
White House offers some unique and rather novel adult services, including… nude pool. Your chance to play one-on-one with a lady of your choice.
The main stage is regularly taken over by choreographed shows putting in to use a huge array of fancy dress and dazzling dance moves. If you’d rather enjoy a more intimate show, there are lap dances available from 10 minutes to a full hour of as much gyration as you can handle.
It’s a great venue for a bucks party and they can do you a good deal on group packages if you call to discuss your budget.
White House is open daily from 7.00pm until late.
Looking For Something Different?
Check them out and we’re sure you’ll find something interesting for the midnight hour…
Alternatively, if you’re feeling lazy, there are several online ‘sex show’ options that might tickle your fancy…
What’s your favourite strip club in Auckland? Have we missed any hole-in-the-wall lap dance bars that are worth a night out with your mates?
Have your say below.
Featured image via Penthouse Club.