New Zealand legalised prostitution in brothels in 2003 and the capital city Wellington has made hay whilst the sun shines, currently offering around 20 bordellos where you can pay for sex.
Prior to 2003, sex workers had to masquerade as masseurs in parlours where you could pay for skilled hands for your pleasure. There are still many such establishments across New Zealand where the term massage parlour has become synonymous with prostitution.
However, the liberal legislation is welcome news for Kiwis and tourists looking to sample the delights of a brothel in Wellington.
In this guide, we’ve put together a list of the best brothels in Wellington. Some operate outcall services so you can enjoy a takeaway from the comfort of your hotel room but all operate an in-house paid sex experience.
A Guide to Wellington’s Best Brothels
Please note that while we make every effort to keep this list up to date, it is difficult to keep up with the rapid expansion of the sex industry post-legalisation.
If any details are out of date, or need to be removed, or should be added for brand new brothels, then we’d really appreciate a heads-up. Just drop us an email.
All of the brothels in our listings provide a range of different services from GFE to special fetish arrangements. Prices vary from venue to venue and it is recommended that you enquire beforehand to ensure that your requirements and budget will be met.
Discreet CBD Location, Wellington
Phone: +64 22 555 528
The Bedroom offers a discreet and personalised service with every client treated to individual matching with a woman to suit their needs. The management operate a friendly but professional house and all of the ladies offer full intercourse, French kissing and mutual oral. There are also women who offer extra services and these can be agreed up front.
The Bedroom offers an upmarket, clean and homely environment with fresh flowers, crisp linen and well thought out interiors. These touches of class lend the venue a romantic and relaxed feel which makes every experience a pleasure. Fees start at $350 for a 45-minute appointment and reflect the luxury of the bordello matched only by the high standards of the girls that work there.
Services are by appointment only whereupon the address will be confirmed. A range of packages can be organised which all lend themselves to intimate style adult entertainment that feels more like a date than a quick back-street rendezvous. Dinner dates with bedroom time are popular as is exclusive overnight use of their luxury room that includes kitchen area so you can reward your lady with fresh cooked breakfast in the morning.
With a reputation for remembering their clients and providing an exceptional and personal service, The Bedroom offers the best GFE in Wellington whether you visit once a week or once in a blue moon.
Te Aro, Wellington 6011
Phone: +64 27 251 7511
Established just a few years after the change in the law in 2005, Funhouse has an international reputation for excellence. This high-end bordello is run by award winning madam, Mary Brennan and operates three branded services from its venue:
Mohtel – ‘where your room comes with a girl’, the hotel with a difference caters for GFE, PSE, doubles and dress-ups. 30 minutes will come at a cost which starts at $200 and goes up to $560 for two hours. Extras cost more.
The MM Club – offering one of the two best BDSM dungeons in New Zealand, the MM club specialises in fantasy fulfilment on the edge. A range of dominant women provide a menu of endless possibilities from torture to spanking, role-play to sissification. Ask and you shall receive…
Funhouse sensual massage – erotic naked body slides from beautiful women is all you can access from this brand. Bookings taken for a massage do not include full service.
There is very little that Funhouse can’t cater for and all enquires are welcome. Bookings are by appointment only with services operating from 9am to 9pm (Monday to Thursday), 9am to 8pm (Fridays), 11am to 7pm (Saturdays) and 12pm to 6pm (Sundays).
Kensington Wellington Gentleman’s Club
218 Victoria St, Te Aro, Wellington 6011
Phone: +64 4 385 9535
Open seven days a week, 9.30am to 3am (Sunday to Tuesday) and 24 hours a day (Wednesday to Saturday) the Kensington is a brothel and escort agency in the heart of Wellington. Walk ins are welcome but bookings can also be made if you have your heart set on someone in particular. The website has full details of who is on shift at any given time as well as featuring the bios of all the ladies on their books.
The Kensington offers mid-range, mid-budget bordello that caters to standard tastes with some extras being able to be negotiated depending on your choice of girl.
The Wellington runs a day special which buys you an hour for just $180 (cash). Standard rates outside of 9.30am to 6.30pm start at $120 for 20 minutes and go up to 12 hours for $2000. Payment can be made by credit card of Eftpos but will attract an additional fee.
The club offers VIP discount cards for regular members which can also get you a 10% discount when using the K-Bus pick-up service for when you don’t want to drive.
Discreet CBD Location, Wellington
Phone: +64 4 385 6169
Offering in-calls by appointment only this discreet brothel in the CBD area of the city has won the people’s choice award for ‘Best Establishment in NZ’ five years running.
The Paradise Club is a very selective employer and prides itself on the high quality and standards of the girls working for them. The venue specialises in longer appointments with overnight bookings a popular choice for clients.
The brothel operates a ‘Noir’ service to cater for gentlemen looking to explore the dark side. Tailored and planned carefully these sessions are suitable for first timers as well as seasoned punters looking for a dominant hand.
The premises itself is exquisitely styled and maintained with excellent facilities and add-ons including custom built sex furniture, a range of sex toys and fresh, clean linen with five-star wash amenities.
Rates are competitive and start from just $180 for 30 mins GFE. The venue is open Monday to Friday from 10am to late and Saturdays from 12pm onwards.
286a High Street Lower Hutt Wellington
Phone: +64 4 569 3059
The ‘discreet playground for pleasure seekers’ of Paris in Lower Hutt offers a relaxed gentleman’s club experience. The premises are laid out so that clients can take their time before choosing a partner. You can enjoy a drink or a game of pool in the lounge bar before retiring to one of their tastefully decorated bedrooms to enjoy some fine female company.
Cash prices start at $110 for 20 minutes up to $170 for an hour. The club caters for couples as well as lone gents as well as providing specialist services on request.
The house employs a wide range of women with various skills and from different backgrounds, ages and ethnicities.
All in all, Paris is one of those bordellos that you know you will be coming back to again and again, particularly because you can afford to.
146 Vivian St, Te Aro, Wellington 6011
Phone: +64 4 385 1595
A brothel with a difference, Il Bordello runs you through a whole evenings worth of entertainment in one venue. A gentleman’s club from the offing you can enjoy an evening of adult fun with a few drinks whilst watching beautiful ladies dance. When you are fit to burst you will be taken into a private and luxurious room to get the lap dance of a lifetime before enjoying a sensual massage and full service.
One of Wellington’s finest adult venues, Il Bordello offers a lot for your money and you can spend an hour in the hands of a stunning woman for just $250; all whilst enjoying the extra delights of a fully-operational licensed club.
A discreet venue with high standards in their choice of women, the club is open daily from 7pm to 8am.
Looking For Something Different?
Check them out and we’re sure you’ll find something interesting for the midnight hour…
Alternatively, if you’re feeling lazy, there are several online ‘sex show’ options that might tickle your fancy…
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