Looking for a brothel in Wellington?
New Zealand legalised prostitution in brothels in 2003 and the capital city Wellington has made hay whilst the sun shines, currently offering around 20 bordellos where you can pay for sex. Prior to 2003, sex workers had to masquerade as masseurs in parlours where you could pay for skilled hands for your pleasure. There are still many such establishments across New Zealand where the term ‘massage parlour’ has become synonymous with prostitution. However, the liberal legislation is welcome news for Kiwis and tourists looking to sample the delights of a brothel in Wellington.
In this guide, we’ve put together a list of the best brothels in Wellington. Some operate outcall services so you can enjoy a takeaway from the comfort of your hotel room but all operate an in-house paid sex experience.
A Guide to Wellington’s Best Brothels
Please note that while we make every effort to keep this list up to date, it is difficult to keep up with the rapid expansion of the sex industry post-legalisation.
If any details are out of date, or need to be removed, or should be added for brand new brothels, then we’d really appreciate a heads-up. Just drop us an email or use the comment section below to let us know.
All of the brothels in our listings provide a range of different services from GFE to special fetish arrangements.
Disclaimer: We don’t work for any of these brothels, nor are we affiliated to them in any way. These listings are curated from information that is publicly available around the web. The page is for informational purposes only. You are responsible for any decision to step foot inside these venues.
Discreet CBD Location, Wellington
Phone: 021 555 528
The Bedroom offers a discreet and personalised service with every client treated to individual matching with a woman to suit their needs. The management operate a friendly but professional house and all of the ladies offer full intercourse, French kissing and mutual oral. There are also women who offer extra services and these can be agreed up front.
The Bedroom offers an upmarket, clean and homely environment with fresh flowers, crisp linen and well thought out interiors. These touches of class lend the venue a romantic and relaxed feel which makes every experience a pleasure. Fees start at $350 for a 45-minute appointment or $450 for an hour and reflect the luxury of the bordello matched only by the high standards of the girls that work there.
Services are by appointment only whereupon the address will be confirmed. A range of packages can be organised which all lend themselves to intimate style adult entertainment that feels more like a date than a quick back-street rendezvous. Dinner dates with bedroom time are popular as is exclusive overnight use of their luxury room that includes kitchen area so you can reward your lady with fresh cooked breakfast in the morning.
With a reputation for remembering their clients and providing an exceptional and personal service, The Bedroom offers the best GFE in Wellington whether you visit once a week or once in a blue moon.
Appointments can be made at The Bedroom during the following hours:
- Monday to Friday: 10.00am to 9.00pm
- Saturday and Sunday: Midday to 9.00pm
146 Vivian St, Te Aro, Wellington 6011
Phone: 04 385 1595
A brothel with a difference, Il Bordello runs you through a whole evenings worth of entertainment in one venue. A gentleman’s club from the offing you can enjoy an evening of adult fun with a few drinks whilst watching beautiful ladies dance. When you are fit to burst you will be taken into a private and luxurious room to get the lap dance of a lifetime before enjoying a sensual massage and full service.
One of Wellington’s finest adult venues, Il Bordello offers a lot for your money and you can spend an hour in the hands of a stunning woman for just $270 (as of 2018; prices may have changed); all whilst enjoying the extra delights of a fully-operational licensed club.
A discreet venue with high standards in their choice of women, the club is open daily from 7pm to 8am.
Te Aro, Wellington 6011
Phone: +64 27 251 7511
Established just a few years after the change in the law in 2005, Funhouse has an international reputation for excellence. This high-end bordello is run by award winning madam, Mary Brennan and operates a variety of services from its venue, including:
- Girlfriend Experience (GFE)
- Porn Star Experience (PSE)
- Sensual Massage
- Tie & Tease
- Foot Fetish
- Couples and Doubles
They can also provide out-call escort services to your hotel room.
Prices are available on request by contacting management.
There is very little that Funhouse can’t cater for and all enquires are welcome. Bookings are by appointment only with services operating as follows:
- Monday to Thursday: 9.00am to 9.00pm
- Friday: 9.00am to 8.00pm
- Saturday: 11.00am to 6.00pm
- Sunday: Midday to 7.00pm
The K (Kensington Wellington Gentleman’s Club)
218 Victoria St, Te Aro, Wellington 6011
Phone: 04 385 9535
The Kensington is a popular gentleman’s club, brothel and escort agency located in the heart of Wellington. Walk ins are welcome but bookings can also be made if you have your heart set on someone in particular. The website has full details of who is on shift at any given time as well as featuring the bios of all the ladies (and blokes) on their books.
The Kensington offers mid-range, mid-budget bordello that caters to standard tastes with some extras being able to be negotiated depending on your choice of girl.
Standard rates for service start at around $150 for 30 minutes.
They can also offer special discounts for group bookings, doubles and couples. Escort rates vary by your location but start in the region of $270 per hour.
The club offers VIP discount cards for regular members which can also get you a 10% discount when using the K-Bus pick-up service for when you don’t want to drive.
The K is open as follows:
- Monday, Wednesday & Thursday to Saturday: Midday until late
- Tuesday: 10.00am until late
- Sunday: 6.00pm until late
Discreet CBD Location, Wellington
Phone: 04 385 6169
Offering in-calls by appointment only this discreet brothel in the CBD area of the city has won the people’s choice award for ‘Best Establishment in NZ’ six years running.
The Paradise Club is a very selective employer and prides itself on the high quality and standards of the girls working for them. The venue specialises in longer appointments with overnight bookings a popular choice for clients.
The brothel operates a ‘Noir’ service to cater for gentlemen looking to explore the dark side. Tailored and planned carefully these sessions are suitable for first timers as well as seasoned punters looking for a dominant hand.
The premises itself is exquisitely styled and maintained with excellent facilities and add-ons including custom built sex furniture, a range of sex toys and fresh, clean linen with five-star wash amenities.
Rates are competitive and start from just $200 for 30 mins GFE. They also offer a range of other services and extras including the current special where you can take home a polaroid of your favourite girl for $50.
A versatile brothel, they can cater for clients looking for any of the following (and more):
- Sensual Massage
- Bi Doubles
- Kinks, Fetish and Fantasy
Their escort service is also very popular and they can accommodate everything from an hours’ out-call to dinner dates, overnighters, weekends away and more.
The venue is open Monday to Friday from 10am to late and Saturdays from 12pm onwards.
286a High Street Lower Hutt Wellington
Phone: +64 4 569 3059
The ‘discreet playground for pleasure seekers’ of Paris in Lower Hutt offers a relaxed gentleman’s club experience. The premises are laid out so that clients can take their time before choosing a partner. You can enjoy a drink or a game of pool in the lounge bar before retiring to one of their tastefully decorated bedrooms to enjoy some fine female company.
The club caters for couples as well as lone gents as well as providing specialist services on request.
Out-call escorts can also be booked via Paris at rates starting from $210 per hour (cash).
The house employs a wide range of women with various skills and from different backgrounds, ages and ethnicities.
All in all, Paris is one of those bordellos that you know you will be coming back to again and again, particularly because you can afford to.
Opening hours for Paris are as follows:
- Monday: Midday to 8.00pm
- Tuesday to Saturday: 10.00am until late
- Sunday: 4.00pm to 1.00am
Looking For Something Different?
Check them out and we’re sure you’ll find something interesting for the midnight hour…
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