New Zealand passed changes in the law in 2003 which made prostitution legal, thus putting the many Wellington massage parlours that provided full services in limbo.
A lot of them have made the transition to licensed bordellos and offer escorts for full paid sex; however, there are several excellent erotic massage spas that continue to operate in the capital city. Covid saw many adult massage venues severely restricted, or forced out of business, but those that survived still serve up plenty of options for discerning punters.
Our Wellington Massage Guide shows where you can find everything from sensual body rubs and intimate body slides, to mindblowing nuru experiences. As a general rule, the more specialised the service, the more luck you will have by hiring a freelance masseuse instead.
Wellington’s Best Erotic & Sensual Massage
Wellington is a busy city with 204,000 residents plus a constant stream of tourists. Not all Johns and Punters want to get fully serviced by a prostitute — some prefer the intimate and sensual experience of a relaxing and pleasurable erotic massage.
Some parlours do offer full service; most do not.
Fortunately, all of the establishments in our guide do provide some kind of relief as reward for your endurance. Some masseuses can offer more than just intimate levels of massage, performing the act topless, naked or in costume. Some allow mutual touching (breasts, bum and between the legs) whilst other venues may even allow kissing and oral.
The key is to make sure that you are aware of the boundaries before you arrive to avoid stepping over the mark. Not only is this embarrassing but could also result in your being banned from returning.
Prices below were correct at the time of publication but it is always recommended that you ask for up-to-date rates when confirming your bookings.
Disclaimer: We don’t work for any of these massage shops, nor are we affiliated to them in any way. These listings are curated from information that is publicly available around the web. The page is for informational purposes only. 🍆
Funhouse Sensual Massage
Discreet CBD Location, Wellington
Phone: 027 251 7511
https://sensualmassagewellington.co.nz/
The legendary Funhouse is run by Madam Mary (Mary Brennan), who happens to be the highest-paid dominatrix in all of New Zealand. She’s also a very successful businesswoman with a popular escort agency, brothel and a purpose-built massage parlour.
Situated in the heart of the CBD, this is one of Wellington’s top massage shops. You’re guaranteed a happy ending, but there’s a rich menu of extras to choose from (if you want to go further).
Popular services here include bi doubles massage, four hands, kinky massage (toy play), couples, doubles and foot fetish play. The exact price will depend on which masseuse you see — they set their own rates according to a tiered pricing system.
Standard sensual massage starts at $240 for 45 minutes, or $280 for 1 hour.
This is the lowest price tier, generally featuring newer girls with less experience (but still vetted to an exceptionally high standard). The top tier starts at $320 for 45 minutes, or $370 for 1 hour.
While Funhouse does offer full service, this cannot be provided in the massage rooms. You’d have to make a separate booking using the brothel facilities.
Judging by the massage ‘extras’, you probably won’t need full service. There’s a mind-melting array of goodies to be explored, from French kissing and edging, to foot jobs, heavy petting, oral sex and prostate massage. Check their website for the full menu.
- Open daily
- Monday to Thursday: 9:00am to 9:00pm
- Friday: 9:00am to 8:00pm
- Saturday: 11:00am to 6:00pm
- Sunday: Midday to 6:00pm
The Apartment Wellington
Near Tory Street, Te Aro, Wellington 6011
Phone: Check profiles for contact details
https://www.theapartmentnz.com/wellington
The Apartment is a multi-purpose incall establishment with two separate venues, one in Auckland and one here in Wellington (in the CBD).
It runs an interesting business model where masseuses and escorts rent out rooms within their facilities. While the website lists each of their sex workers, all of the bookings are taken by the provider directly. We assume it works out as some kind of profit-share agreement, where the provider splits her income with the venue, in return for world-class facilities and some useful promotion.
What is clear from the Wellington roster page is that you will find some extremely talented hands working in The Apartment. Most of the girls are listed as both escort and masseuse. You can choose between full service or erotic massage. Other providers are listed as just ‘masseuse’, which likely means… happy ending, no full service.
Each girl sets her own rates, viewable on the website, along with a basic description of what to expect. These girls post plenty of pictures, useful if you’re on a horny scouting mission. 😉
We found a couple of girls offering fully nude massage sessions from $180 for 30 minutes, or $250 for 1 hour. Others did not disclose their current rates. Be prepared for some back-and-forth over email.
- Open daily, 7:00am to 2:00am
TK’s
184 Gracefield Road, Gracefield, Lower Hutt 5010
Phone: 04 566 6865
https://www.tknz.co.nz
“Nice girls for nice guys”
But what if I’m a cu… never mind.
TK’s is tucked away out in the Hutt, in an industrial part of Seaview. It’s well off the beaten track, with plenty of private parking where you can blend into the scene. There’s also a discreet entrance around the back (if you’re feeling shy).
This place is an old-school brothel, but unlike some of the other full-service CBD venues, it won’t detonate your wallet. For rub-n-tug junkies, the house runs a popular Sunshine Massage with full hand relief. It costs $80 for 30 minutes, or $120 for 1 hour.
No need to make an appointment, or call days in advance. Just walk in, pick a cutie at the bar, talk through your preferred extras, and let the body sliding good times begin. The facilities are nothing special, but TK’s is a well-run parlour that gets the job done.
- Open daily
- Monday, Tuesday: 12:00pm to 9:00pm
- Wednesday: 10:00am to Midnight
- Thursday, Friday: 10:00am to 3:00am
- Saturday: 12:00pm to 3:00am
- Sunday: 12:00pm to Midnight
1Night Stands
Newtown, Wellington
Phone: 027 777 2633
https://www.1nightstandsnz.com
1Night Stands is another escort agency offering incalls (via appointment only) at its inner city brothel.
Several escorts here are trained in sensual massage, but there doesn’t appear to be a cost discount between hand relief and full service — kinda weird.
Erotic massage starts at $160 for 30 minutes, $190 for 45 minutes, or $220 for 1 hour. This is exactly the same as the Full Service rates, so we’re not sure why you’d opt for the happy ending instead of oral or full sex (with the option for hand relief)… but the choice is yours.
Most punters take up the massage as part of their full service, rather than the main event. It’s done fully nude with body-to-body slides and plenty of sensual attention.
- Open daily, 10:00am to 10:00pm
Independent Masseuses & Using The Classifieds
While the options above are great for a ‘streamlined’ adult massage experience, it’s no secret than many punters use the classifieds to connect directly to freelance masseuses.
There’s pros and cons to taking this approach.
The classifieds are one of the oldest forms of online advertising, and while you can snaffle some excellent cheap rub and tugs, you’re just as likely to fall victim to a bait and switch scam.
Simply put, there’s no guarantee the woman on your doorstep will resemble the woman in the advert. The pics may be fake, out-of-date, or (more recently) AI generated. The standard of service can also vary massively, which is why punters rely so heavily on word of mouth and forum “field reports”.
Here are some good sources to tap up for independent erotic masseuses in Wellington:
New Zealand Girls – 70+ freelance escorts operating in the Wellington area. Many of these girls provide sensual massage relief. You just need to check their profiles for the exact services offered.
Simple Escorts – Another large selection of independent sex workers. Most of these girls are Asian. Some of the pics appear to be genuine, others look a little too-good-to-be-true for our eyes…
NZHerald – Yes, even the Herald has an active list of erotic massage ads. You’re really rolling the dice if you choose to bite on these. It’s just a tiny text description and a phone number. No pics, no clue. 🤷
You can’t argue with the choice available on these sites. Just remember that your YMMV.
Looking For Something Different?
Our Wellington Sex Guide has several guides to the most popular adult entertainment around The Windy City. We’re constantly on the lookout for new adult venues and services.
We’ve also got detailed coverage of your favourite escort agencies and full-service bordellos.
Don’t want to head out for your thrills tonight?
There’s plenty of smutty entertainment available without leaving the comfort of your sofa.
Check out cam sites like Chaturbate and Bonga Cams and you’ll find a handful of amateur Kiwis putting on sex shows from their bedrooms for free.
What’s Your Favourite Wellington Massage Shop?
Have we missed your favourite adult massage parlour in Wellington?
Sadly we’ve seen a few popular establishments close up in recent years, including Velvet Massage, Total Relax, Intimate Touch and countless others.
It would be nice to hear of some new and high-quality options.
Drop your reviews, ratings, field reports and recommendations below. 🔥