Melbourne strip clubs of some of the hottest adult establishments in all of Australia.
If you’ve been, you know this already, right? 😉
Looking for a sexy lap dance? Want to witness some erotic table top dancing in or around Melbourne’s CBD? Good news! We’ve compiled a list of the best Melbourne strip clubs and nude bars below.
A Guide to The Best Melbourne Strip Clubs & Lap Dance Bars
Feel free to leave your reviews if you have visited them. And, of course, let us know your favourites.
Centrefold Lounge Melbourne
22 King Street, Melbourne, VIC, 3000
Phone: 03 9620 5077
Centrefold Lounge is Melbourne’s largest strip club. It was voted 2013′s Best Strip Club in Australia at the Eros awards. With three levels of entertainment and five bars, plus a stunning mezzanine floor, you’ll have plenty of eye candy to keep you occupied.
The club runs themed nights most weeks: wet shirt competitions, lingerie nights, couples night and mores. Great for hen and buck nights.
Sun-Thurs: 8pm til Late
Fri-Sat: 7pm til Late
Dreams Gentlemen’s Club
1 Elizabeth Street, Melbourne, VIC, 3000
Phone: 03 9614 3110
Dreams has been in business since 2008 and has played host to hundreds of buck, hen and birthday parties. It has a variety of VIP packages available, many with ‘add-ons’ for the main guest to receive private dances inclusive.
A good bet for a night out full of eye candy, and in a great location.
Tues-Thurs: 8pm til Late
Fri-Sat: 7pm til Late
Closed on Sunday and Monday (except for major events and long weekends)
584 Lonsdale Street, Melbourne, Victoria, 3000
Phone: 03 9670 9457
Goldfingers was ranked the no. 6 table top dancing venue in the world by an AskMen.com survey. It was the only Australian venue to make the list. You’ll find Goldfingers inside the famous Kilkenny Hotel on the corner of King and Lonsdale Streets.
Functions include a venetian room, club bar, restaurant and poker party facilities. The Goldfingers girls have been featured in many publications, including Playboy.
Mon-Fri: Midday til Late
Sat-Sun: 6pm til Late
Kittens South Melbourne
632 Glenhuntly Road, Caulfield South, Victoria, 3162
Phone: 03 9696 9666
Located in South East Melbourne, Kittens has a number of unique event experiences to offer: including the famous Kittens Party Bus. Ladies who fancy learning a few stripper moves can take a lesson at the Kittens Strip School.
The Caulfield strip club is situated on Glen Huntly Road, a short drive from the heart of Melbourne.
Daily: 6pm til 3am
Showgirls Bar 20
46 King St, Melbourne, VIC 3000
Phone: 03 9629 4684
Located in the heart of King Street, Showgirls Bar 20 has been showcasing some of Melbourne’s most glamorous girls since 1993. There are three levels of entertainment. The showroom upstairs has podium and private dancers. Then you have the boardrooms and red rooms downstairs. Finally you’ll find a fantasy showroom in the basement level where nurses, french maids and cheerleaders strut their stuff.
Winner of Australia’s best Adult Entertainment Venue awards in 2003, 2004, 2005 and 2008.
Mon-Thurs: 7pm til 5am
Fri-Sat: 5pm til 7am
Sun: 5pm til 5am
Spearmint Rhino Melbourne
14 King Street, Melbourne, VIC, 3000
Phone: 03 9629 2300
The world famous Spearmint Rhino has a club on King St that is packed to the rafters with glamorous and sexy ladies. 9pm is the cutoff for discounted early entry at $5 ($15 after).
1 song nude dance costs $40, 1 song topless is $20. $100 for 3 songs nude.
Check the website for special coupon offers.
Sun-Tues: 8pm til Late
Weds-Sat: 7pm til Late
53 Market St, Southbank VIC 3006, Australia
Phone: 03 9699 1711
One of Melbourne’s most modern and finest adult clubs, The Boardroom also has a brothel serves males, females and couples. It was awarded Best Australian Brothel at the 2013 Eros Shine Awards.
Sun-Thurs: 10am til 4am
Fri-Sat: 10am til 6am
The Men’s Gallery
601 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia
Phone: 03 9670 0331
Australia’s largest table dancing club, located in the Melbourne CBD. The Men’s Gallery has a wide array of event packages for Buck parties, with over 15 exotic showrooms.
Mon-Tue: 6pm til Late
Wed-Fri: Noon til Late
Sat: 7pm til Late
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