Looking for a brothel in Christchurch?
New Zealand liberalised its prostitution laws in 2003 making shopping for a prostitute a legal pastime. The country’s big cities were quick to upgrade the underground network of massage parlours into modern brothels and bordellos, advertising in-house escort services.
In this guide, we’ll take a look at the best places to buy sex in Christchurch brothels, with everything from a 10 minute quickie to an entire night of GFE on the menu.
A Guide to Christchurch’s Best Brothels
As the largest city on South Island, Christchurch boasts the pick of the bordellos in the area. Between them, they offer a range of great services, a wide variety in choice of ladies and rate to suit any budget.
Whilst we have gone to some trouble to ensure that the information we provide is up to date we always appreciate a heads up on any changes, corrections or updates that are needed so please drop us a line if you spot any omissions.
Disclaimer: We don’t work for any of these brothels, nor are we affiliated to them in any way. These listings are curated from information that is publicly available around the web. The page is for informational purposes only. You are responsible for any decision to step foot inside these venues.
Bealey Avenue, Christchurch
Phone: 03 379 5440
Absolute Heaven is an erotic massage parlour that also has an excellent variety of women on site who perform some of the best full service you can get on the South Island. Skilled with their hands and mouths the whole experience is an erotic and heady delight.
Absolute Heaven has a reputation among regulars for being extraordinarily welcoming with a rota of women that changes regularly and is updated on the. Popular regulars are available to book and you should do so as their time can get dominated if their service is good.
Bookings should be made up front if you have anyone particular in mind but you are welcome to make an appointment (15-30 minutes notice required) and browse the available girls without obligation.
The establishment is luxuriously appointed with all of the modern conveniences you would expect including high pressure and hygienic shower facilities as well as mirrored walls and ceilings
Rates for nude massage at Absolute Heaven are currently charged as follows:
|60 Minutes (with Spa)||$130||$240|
All extras are negotiated and paid for directly with your masseuse with just a standard manual happy ending being included in the price
Absolute Heaven is open daily from 10am.
Richmond, Christchurch 8013
Phone: 03 366 9908
Executive Girls runs a clean and inviting house with over 20 girls using the premises. The range of who is on offer is quite varied and extends from 18-year-old beauties to 40 something cougars, all of whom are skilled in providing the full complement of sexual services. You can find photos and some brief details of their ladies via the website.
Executive Girls is situated in a discreet and private setting in the Richmond area.
Prices at Executive Girls cover standard full service but can also cover doubles (straight and bi):
|Duration||Full Service||Straight Double||Bi Double|
There are a range of additional services that can be performed on request including anal sex ($90), strap on service ($40), golden showers (receive – $40, give – $80), rimming ($50) and the use of toys ($40). Many of the girls will also provide BDSM services from light bondage to submissive role play, spanking and discipline. If you have an interest in this area then management request that you discuss your needs in advance.
Executive Girls is open as follows but they operate on an ‘appointment only’ basis with the full address provided on confirmation of your booking:
- Monday to Friday: 10.00am to 11.00pm
- Saturday: 10.00am to 10.00pm
- Sunday: 11.00am to 10.00pm
54 Byron Street, Sydenham, Christchurch
Phone: 03 366 2428
A boutique brothel with over a dozen escorts working from just south of the CBD area, L.A. Girls offers an indulgent and relaxed experience. The emphasis of the house is on encouraging repeat business and all of the girls work hard to satisfy every client’s needs with a unique and individual approach.
Appointments are essential but you do not have to pre-book any lady in advance and are welcome to browse who is available when you arrive; no obligation. They can also offer out-call escort services to your hotel.
They have a nice selection of about a dozen ladies available to view online with most being local Kiwi girls in their early to mid 20s but you do also have the option of a couple of international ladies (Asian and Pacific) plus a more mature cougar in her late 30s.
Payment is cash only and is charged as follows:
- $130 for 15 minutes
- $160 for 30 minutes
- $175 for 45 minutes
- $195 for an hour.
They do offer a range of sensual massage services in addition, or as an alternative, to full sex with the current rates for a rub and tug being:
- $100 for 30 minutes
- $110 for 45 minutes
- $130 for an hour.
B&D services are available on requested depending on the availability of the trained mistresses.
L.A. Girls is open daily from 11.00am until late.
Looking For Something Different?
Check them out and we’re sure you’ll find something interesting for the midnight hour…
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