Until 2003, establishments in Christchurch that offered intimate massage or body rub services were a byword for brothels. Since the change in legislation to legalise sex work, more of these venues are now openly trading in the sex industry.
As a result, obtaining an erotic massage in Christchurch is now incredibly easy and there are a variety of sensual rubs and ‘happy endings’ to choose from.
Let’s face it, not every guy wants to pay for full sex when he can be tantalised with a sensual ordeal in self-control (or tantra). Inevitably, the good old-fashioned rub and tug still does a roaring trade. In this guide, we profile the best massage venues in Christchurch where you can enjoy a sensual massage.
Christchurch’s Best Erotic & Sensual Massage
With a population of around 380,000 residents Christchurch is the largest city on New Zealand’s South Island. Until the earthquakes in 2010-2012, there were significantly more massage shops than there are now. Unfortunately, like many other businesses, the AMPs were seriously affected.
And then came Covid…
Yep, it’s been a decidedly crap few years for the sex industry in Christchurch, but we still have some very popular local options for erotic massage. From boutique parlours, to independent tantra practitioners, to escort masseuses capable of edging you into oblivion.
Prices were correct at the time of publication but it is always recommended that you ask for up-to-date rates when confirming your bookings.
Disclaimer: We don’t work for any of these massage shops, nor are we affiliated to them in any way. These listings are curated from information that is publicly available around the web. The page is for informational purposes only. 🍆
Tender Touch
25 Carlyle Street, Sydenham, Christchurch 8023
Phone: 027 884 4757
https://www.tendertouch.nz
The promise of being met at the door of any venue by a sexy lady in her lingerie should be enough for any man to make an appointment, no questions asked. When you add in the guarantee of a luxurious and relaxing massage from that same woman which includes sensuous breast sweeps and full body slides then your interest may be well and truly piqued.
Tender Touch offers erotic massage with hand relief only and does not provide full services (or oral). Your session can end with a shared shower experience which includes a personal wash down, perfect for leaving the venue fully refreshed, recharged and fully satisfied.
There are 22 women on the books, are each skilled in different techniques. There’s also one guy (Carlos), available for women and couples. The website has full profile details of each masseuse so you can make a request when confirming a booking.
Tender Touch provides one-on-one massage as well as for couples (including a 15-minute spell of alone following the massage) or they can provide double the hands (and breasts) with two ladies.
If you’re in a particular rush, you can stop in for a 10-minute tug-and-go ($80). No pretending to fix the tennis elbow...
Rates for standard erotic massage start at $120 for 30 minutes, $140 for 45 minutes, or $160 for 1 hour.
If you want to reverse the roles, try a session of sensual massage training where you can learn how to massage a woman’s body to maximum erotic effect. We’d say “the wife will be impressed“, but she probably won’t be if she finds out where you’ve been. Dirty old dog. 😉
- Open daily, 10:00am to 11:00pm
- Closes at 10:00pm on Saturday
Absolute Heaven
Bealey Avenue, Christchurch
Phone: 03 379 5440
Website no longer operational
Absolute Heaven offers a range of services from its premises in Bealey Avenue including full sex. However, they also employ ladies who can provide an excellent, fully nude, hot oil massage. The service includes body slides and heavenly hand relief with expert hands to send you on your way with a smile.
There are a whole host of girls working at Absolute Heaven, each of whom performs different techniques during the sessions. Management recommend that you make any preferences known in advance so that you can enjoy the most out of your massage.
Unfortunately their website went down during Covid, and hasn’t returned, so we don’t have a current menu of pricing. Back in 2022 they were charging $80 for 30 minutes of sensual massage, or $120 for the full hour. You can probably add 10-20% to those prices thanks to our friend inflation.
Call in for the latest pricing. Or let us know in the comments if you have any recent intel!
- Open daily, 10:00am to 11:00pm
Atomic Massage
54 Byron Street (upstairs) in Sydenham, Christchurch.
Phone: 03 366 2428
https://atomicmassage.co.nz
Atomic Massage is another venue offering full service as well as sensuous massage of your choosing.
This venue was previously known as LA Girls — not sure if it’s under the same management? Maybe one of you seasoned CHCH punters can enlighten us.
We’re also not sure why they rebranded to Atomic “Massage” when a large chunk of their business is full service and escort outcalls, but regardless… the venue has forged a reputation as the top LGBTQIA-friendly adult venue in Christchurch. We’re told they have both male and trans masseurs available (you’ll need to book well in advance).
An intimate and relaxing session with the provider of your choosing includes hot massage oil and fully nude body slides.
Due to the nature of the in-house activities, most girls will also perform oral or full sex post-massage if that’s your jam. If you do opt for something extra then agree a price up front. Likewise, if you have any special requests then you should ask before you arrive as the venue can most likely accommodate any costume, roleplay or kinky preferences.
Erotic massage starts at $120 for 30 minutes, $140 for 45 minutes, or $160 for 1 hour.
- Open daily
- Weekdays: 11:00am to 11:30pm
- Saturday, Sunday: 12:00pm to 11:30pm
The Venusroom
15 Thackers Quay, Woolston, Christchurch 8023
Phone: 03 376 4565
https://venusroom.co.nz/
Located in a quiet, industrial part of Woolston, Venusroom is a multi-purpose bordello with themed playrooms and a fully equipped dungeon. It even has an outdoor spa and BBQ area (perfect for private sex parties).
While the venue is mostly known for its full-service escorts, we’ve seen numerous reports of erotic massage and happy endings. Each room has a different theme and we would particularly recommend the Mirror Room for checking out those naked body slides in all their glory…
The Venusroom typically has 4-5 women available at any given time — some local Kiwis, some Asian beauties; most aged 19-25. The website lists a few of their top courtesans, including those available today.
The venue doesn’t publicise a specific rate for erotic massage, with the cheapest full service rates starting at $200 for 30 minutes, or $250 for 1 hour. Clearly, this place is not priced like a rub-and-tug parlour. Expect more of a luxury GFE with the sensual massage as part of the package.
- Open daily
- Monday: 12:00pm to 10:00pm
- Tuesday: 12:00pm to 7:00pm
- Wednesday, Thursday: 12:00pm to 10:00pm
- Friday: 12:00pm to 12:00am
- Saturday, Sunday: 4:00pm to 11:00pm
Miss Relax Massage
505 Papanui Road, Papanui, Christchurch 8053
Phone: 022 021 0926 (text booking)
https://www.missrelax.co.nz
Unlike the other parlours on this page, details surrounding services at Miss Relax are much more… ambiguous. Their website makes no mention of any sexual services offered, but we’ve seen the shop popping up on several erotic directories, and the customer reviews are pretty telling.
Plus… those images.
Yum yum. 😙
The reviews are also very good. So whatever the exact specifications of their ‘sensual massage’, we’re guessing it’s an experience to remember.
- Open daily, 10:00am to Midnight
Independent Masseuses and Classifieds
While Christchurch has several popular massage shops, we’d only be scratching the surface unless we mentioned the options for hiring an independent masseuse.
Sex work is completely legal throughout Christchurch, so it’s not uncommon to find massage providers doing a good trade out of their private residences (or via outcall services).
Our main piece of advice for hiring an independent masseuse is to read their menus very carefully. These providers will make it clear what ‘extras’ are on (or off) the menu. Turning up with high expectations of full service and GFE is a BAD idea — unless it is specifically disclosed in the advert.
And even then, you should never assume.
New Zealand Girls
https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/christchurch/escorts/nzgirls.php?cat[]=sensual-massage
New Zealand Girls is one of the top directories for private escorts. We found 15 erotic massage providers active in Christchurch. Prices are all over the place, but each girl has a detailed profile to whet your appetite. Worth bookmarking for a steady slew of new massage girls.
Chloe Maddison
https://www.chloe-maddison.com
Chloe is one of several high-profile independent masseuses in the Christchurch region. She appears to split her time between here and Wellington. Her menu includes a full body nude hot oil sensual massage, bodyslides on your front and back, and hand relief.
Full service is not available. See her website for the latest menu.
Jessie Rivera
Jessie is based in Christchurch but she has a very active tour diary, so you may have to book well in advance to secure her services. She offers a sensual massage service described as “gentle, slow, sweeping strokes, feathery tickles, full body to body contact, breast sweeps and body slides with hot oil, ending in a greatly anticipated climax.“
Full service is not available. See her website for the latest menu.
Looking For Something Different?
Our site has several guides to the top adult entertainment in Christchurch, including some popular escort agencies and brothels.
Start there if you’re looking for NSFW thrills.
Can’t be bothered to head out?
There are some decent online alternatives for getting your end away in CHCH, including popular cam sites like Chaturbate and Bonga Cams. These platforms let you pay for private sex shows for a fraction of the cost of a GFE/PSE. Be warned though: they are highly addictive!
What’s Your Favourite Massage Shop in CHCH?
Are there any body rub services or erotic massage parlours in Christchurch that we’ve missed?
Which is your favourite from the list above?
Feel free to leave your reviews, ratings and field reports below.
Our readers are always grateful for fresh intel! 🔥