Tiring day, John? Why not come and treat yourself to a gentleman’s ‘relaxation’ session at one of Canberra’s erotic massage parlours?
Find your perfect masseuse, enjoy a tantalising body slide, a nude rubdown, a quick rub and tug, or maybe even one of Canberra’s famous tantra/nuru massages. Whatever sort of happy ending you are looking for, chances are you will find it for a decent price.
Our Canberra Massage Guide walks you through the top rub-and-rugs around the Bush Capital, including some famous venues in Fyshwick and Mitchell. These venues will definitely put a spring in your step.
A List of the Best Erotic Massage Options In Canberra
Erotic massage parlours fall under the broader regulations governing the sex industry in Canberra, ACT.
According to the Sex Work Act 1992, establishments providing erotic massage services are classified as commercial brothels (see our list of ACT brothels here), and they must be registered with Access Canberra. We’ve listed the top options below.
These businesses are restricted to operating in specific areas like Fyshwick or Mitchell, and they are subject to health and safety regulations, including providing safer sex supplies. Independent workers must work alone or register if operating with others.
The ambiguity in the law comes from the interpretation of ‘erotic massage‘. There’s a difference between deep relief administered by a sexy masseuse, and deep relief administered to a sexy masseuse… if you get what we’re saying.
While Canberra has a selection of popular licensed massage venues, it also has a smorgasbord of AMP-style shops where the menu doesn’t explicitly advertise sexual services (but the punter reviews say otherwise).
Red Door Canberra
17 Lyell St, Fyshwick ACT 2609, Australia
Phone: 0411 717 192
https://www.reddoorcanberra.com.au
It bills itself as Canberra’s best erotic massage parlour, and if you’re looking for all the bells and whistles, we can’t really argue with that. Located on Lyell Street in Fyshwick, Red Door is one of the most prestigious parlours in the city.
It was built from the ground up to be a gentleman’s erotic playground. Something that is incredibly rare in a country that is more known for converting shacks and warehouses when it comes to housing the sex industry.
Red Door Canberra is the brain child of founder and designer, Donna Fox. She has several years of experience in the massage and fetish sphere, along with a background in escort management. Red Door was opened in 2015 with four rooms, modern decor and a welcoming intimate vibe. Many people compare it to a ‘5 star hotel’. It’s certainly one of the nicer parlours we’ve seen around town.
This is not the place to come for full service. While the venue does have a brothel license, it chooses to specialise in massage. So if body slides, fully nude run-downs and hand relief are your thing… fill your boots.
Their classic erotic massage service starts at $150 for 30 minutes, $190 for 45 minutes or $220 for 1 hour. This includes a full body nude erotic massage with front and back bodyslides, caressing the masseuse & hand relief to finish.
Note that many customers choose to raid the Extras menu, which includes:
- Cum Twice – $20
- Spanish – $20
- Shower Together – $30
- Spa For Two (or three) – $50
- Kissing – $50
- Oral – $50
- Pussy Play – $50
- Toy Show – $50
- Lap Dance / Strip Show – $50
- Anal Play (on you) – $100
They also have a popular blindfold experience, and most services are available as a couples package.
The Red Door website is well-designed with detailed profiles of each girl, including recent imagery, her vital attributes and specific services offered (some extras depend on the provider).
We’ve seen many of their girls active on Twitter, too. In fact we’d tip our hats and say that Red Door’s digital game makes it one of the sleekest run massage parlours we’ve seen from the many establishments across Australia.
- Open daily, Noon to Midnight
Sexy Honey’s of Fyshwick
4/77 Gladstone Street, Fyshwick ACT 2609
Phone: 02 6280 8477
http://sexyhoneys.com.au
Sexy Honey’s of Fyshwick is situated in the heart of ‘Brothel Alley’ on Gladstone Street. This venue is a licensed brothel, but it’s just as well-known for its rub-and-rug services.
Punters can choose between full service or a selection box of erotic massages — or both! Host Mimi awaits with a daily line-up consisting of four Asian ladies (sometimes more on the weekend). Unfortunately, there’s no schedule available on the website, and only a very limited selection of pics.
There’s plenty of parking and a discreet entrance at the rear of the building. Rates are not as cheap as the AMPs scattered around town, but you can expect to pay less than the punters at Pretty Girls and Harlots next-door.
- Open 24/7
Langtrees of Canberra
32 Grimwade Street, Mitchell ACT 2911
Phone: 02 6130 0288
https://www.langtreesofcanberra.com.au/langtrees-mitchell/
Situated above the Wanderlust Strip Club on Grimwade Street, Langtrees of Canberra is a classy Australian bordello with a touch of the gentleman’s club about it.
While most clients use Langtrees for its escort service, or for full-service in-calls, you can still enjoy a fully nude body rub with any of their high-class companions.
Prices are not cheap compared to AMPs. Rates for erotic massage start at $180 for 30 minutes or $300 for 1 hour. Keep in mind, though, these massages are not delivered by your typical AMP masseur.
Langtrees is known for high-class courtesans. They have local Canberra girls, a large Western roster and many different types of ladies that you’d normally only find taking escort bookings. Check their website for an updated schedule of who is working and when.
As for the venue itself, it’s much more comfortable than your average massage shop. Once you have made your way upstairs to the large lounge and bar, you will find the space modern and tastefully decorated. This applies to all 8 of the luxury rooms that are available.
Note that any negotiated extras are payable in cash only.
- Open 24/7
Happy Endings In Canberra
It’s an open secret that beyond the famous establishments in Fyshwick and Mitchell, there are many AMPs where you can get erotic body rubs and happy endings around Canberra.
The old saying YMMV (your milage may vary) rings true when stepping into these venues.
But where do you find them?
The Famous Wall of Locanto Massage Ads
The best place to start is Locanto.
Locanto is known for its classified listings. It’s hugely popular in the adult industry, used by independent escorts, agencies, brothels… and yes, erotic massage shops.
Most of the tiny massage shops around Canberra lack any kind of web presence. They don’t have websites or social media pages. The majority of their advertising is done on sites like Locanto, resulting in a wall of listings like this:
None of these services specifically advertise sexual services.
But it doesn’t take much reading between the lines, does it?
Why else would you need to know that your ‘deep-tissue remedial rub’ is going to be performed by a sexy, 23-year old Korean called Candy?
We took a look through some of the top premium listings on Locanto (these ads have been on the site for months). The ‘Last Edited‘ section is a giveaway for how active each shop is on Locanto.
If the page was last updated 3 hours ago with a brand new schedule of ‘available girls’, that to us screams… not an ordinary massage shop.
Here are some examples:
Perfect Massage Phillip
4/61 Colbee Ct, Phillip, ACT 2606
Phone: 0406 967 760
https://www.locanto.com.au/canberra/ID_6336798909/Phillip-Perfect-Massage-Experience-Japanese-Massage-Book-Now.html
“We are Phillip’s most luxurious high-end massage parlor, open all day with air conditioning. Our Japanese-style rooms are unique, with Thai-style and Chinese-style rooms available for your choice! Our business philosophy is sincerity, enthusiasm, professionalism, meeting your needs!”
Ivy Massage Phillip
7 Townshend Street, Phillip, ACT, 2606
Phone: 0450 712 559
https://www.locanto.com.au/canberra/ID_5978123855/Phillip-Ivy-Massage-New-Girls-at-Luxurious-Renovation-Parlour.html
“Trained by renowned masters, our masseuses have perfected the art of manipulating pressure points, stretching muscles, and promoting holistic well-being. Their touch is nothing short of magical, effortlessly melting away tension and unlocking a profound sense of relaxation in every client.”
Lucky Massage Weston
Upstairs, Shop 5, 11 Brierly Street, Weston, ACT, 2611
Phone: 02 6181 6054
https://www.locanto.com.au/canberra/ID_6460794707/Sexy-Babes-at-Lucky-Massage-Weston-Get-Happy-Time-Now.html
“If you’re feeling stressed out from work or life in general, try our shop. Our young and beautiful masseuses are from all over the world, and are well-trained in providing a high quality massage. Come and see us – we guarantee that you’ll feel better after one of our”
Top1 Sensual Massage
Unit 2, 19-27 Trenerry Street, Weston ACT
Phone: 0466 410 276
https://www.locanto.com.au/canberra/ID_7003293692/New-girls-Top1-Sensual-Massage-give-you-amazing-pleasure.html
“There are attractive busty girls from different countries, all are young, hot, naughty, like to play and make our customers happy. The soft and naughty girls are here to make your fantasy come true and fulfill all your desires! Prostate Lingam massage – Recommended!”
Amora Massage (Multiple branches)
Ground Floor / 10 Dundas Court Phillip, ACT 2606
Phone: 0466 567 566
https://www.locanto.com.au/canberra/ID_6623126275/NewBella-RealPic-AmoraMassage-Hot-Fun-phillip-B2B-Body-Massage.html
“Our massage therapists are experts in acupressure and reflexology. These ancient healing techniques can help to improve your circulation, relieve pain, and boost your overall well-being. We have new girls each week. They are from Japan, Australia, Malaysia, Taiwan, China, Korea, Thailand, Europe, Russia and South America. All lovely girls are skilled with a friendly and great attitude.”
Canberra City Hawaii Massage
17 Garema Pl, Canberra ACT 2601
Phone: 0412 173 397
https://www.locanto.com.au/canberra/ID_7004349872/City-Hawaii-Massage-Best-place-to-relax-and-recover-your-body.html
“Upon arrival, our friendly staff will guide you to one of massage rooms, ask your needs. Then you will start to enjoy the best massage in our relaxing private massage room. Our relaxing massage service includes: Stimulation of the lymphatic system, Reduction of stress hormones, Cupping and Scrapping (Extra cost), Exotic sensual massage.”
Sunny Massage Isaacs
10/6 Farr Pl, Isaacs ACT 2607
Phone: 0498 666 789
https://www.locanto.com.au/canberra/ID_6949408101/Fun-n-Happy-at-Isaacs-Sunny-Massage-Book-Now-for-Relaxation.html
“Experience the ultimate relaxation with our professional massage services at Dong Fang Massage Isaacs. Our skilled therapists ensure you leave feeling rejuvenated and stress-free. Book your appointment today and discover the difference. At Sunny Massage Isaacs, we pride ourselves on providing exceptional massage experiences with young, talented therapists. Indulge in our serene environment and let our experts melt away your tension. Schedule your session now and feel the bliss.”
We could go on for days here, but you get the picture…
It’s not just Locanto that is stacked with adult massage ads. You can find them on pretty much any of the local classified directories.
Punter Reviews on Reddit
We can’t provide reviews or verification for any of the smaller shops listed above, but you don’t have to look far to find a community of horndogs who can.
Reddit is full of seasoned run-n-tug connoisseurs sharing tips, reviews and ‘field reports’ of their various escapades.
For Canberra reviews, specially, look no further than /r/CanberraHappyEndings.
There are other Reddit communities, and various adult forums, where you can get the low-down on Canberra’s AMP scene.
But before you go diving in, just remember that these venues are highly unlikely to be licensed for providing sexual services. Enter at your own risk, and do your own research if you’re expecting more than a nice relaxing remedial massage. 😂
Looking For Something Different?
The Bush Capital’s sex industry is no match for the tawdry adventures on offer in NSW or Victoria. Still, there are some decent options if you’d like to dip your balls in the waters.
We’ve put together several guides showcasing the best of Canberra’s adult entertainment — including the best brothels, escort services and strip bars.
Can’t be arsed to hit the town?
You can always rely on cam sites like Chaturbate and Bonga Cams to keep you entertained from the comfort of your sofa. These communities are full of amateur Aussie models putting on live cam shows from their bedrooms. You can watch and chat to them live.
Be warned though, cam sites are dangerously addictive. And they can be expensive, too!
What’s Your Favourite Massage Shop In Canberra?
Have we missed your favourite erotic massage parlour?
We try our best to capture all of the (legal) punter-favourites, but it’s inevitable that we can’t cover all of the little pop-ups around Fyshwick and Mitchell.
Let us know your personal reviews and experiences in the comment section below.