Looking for some erotic fun in Brisbane tonight?
We’ve put together a complete guide of adult services, establishments and venues where you can indulge your fantasies in Brisbane.
Below we look at some of Brisbane’s best escort directories, brothels and licensed erotic massage parlours… as well as some other popular sites where you might get lucky.
Finding Sex on Brisbane Backpage, Gumtree and Craigslist
The classified sites are alive and well.
Chances are, if you’re looking for some fun in Brisbane, the first place you checked is one of the three major personals listing sites.
Backpage, Craigslist and Locanto.
UPDATE 2019: Locanto is the only of these sites that is still operational.
We generally don’t recommend that you call on classified sites to get laid. There are scams galore on these websites, and the few women that are seeking sex on the platforms are often doing so as sex workers.
You might not have a problem with that, but if you’re happy to hire an escort, why wouldn’t you choose one that is reputable and trusted?
Safety is an issue here.
Watch out for the very common Brisbane Backpage and Craigslist sex scams.
Many men are lured in to meeting women from these sites on the pretences of a no strings casual encounter, only to find the lady accompanied by her pimp — insisting that a price was agreed before you met her.
Needless to say, these encounters can be awkward, scary and a slight killer of the atmosphere you was expecting!
Play it safe.
If a meetup sounds shady, it probably is.
Backpage Brisbane Escorts
Ok, so you can’t be convinced that there are safer and more reputable options out there…
What’s the best tactic for using Backpage for sex?
Well, the first thing that you’ll notice is that there are two distinct sections on the site: dating and adult.
Let’s see how they compare for activity.
First, the personals section for women seeking men to date:
As you can see, the action is threadbare. The adverts don’t look particularly legitimate either.
Compare this to the adult escorts section on the same site…
And… holy shit, they’re crawling out of the woodwork.
Here lies hundreds of opportunities to shag cougars, hook up with young pretty asians, and explore town with ‘independent’ ladies.
The downside, of course?
These are nearly ALL paid encounters.
Reply to the ads and you’ll receive a rates card rather than small chat.
As such, sites like Backpage and Cracker are a great way for punters to find working ladies, but a pretty shoddy way for a bloke to find normal women who just happen to be horny and down to fuck.
You probably shouldn’t be too surprised about that!
Sex with a Brisbane Escort
Some men freeze up at the idea of using an escort for sex, even though most of the women on Backpage and Gumtree are *essentially* escorts looking for clients.
What’s the difference between using an escort and going to one of Brisbane’s famous brothels?
The benefit of using an escort is that it is much more discreet. You can request an outcall where some of our city’s most stunning ladies will be happy to visit you in a hotel or apartment.
It doesn’t require stepping in to a brothel (where who knows who you might bump in to!).
We’ve compiled a list of trusted escort directories, but to summarise some of the better ones, we’d recommend:
88 on Logan — This is actually a brothel, but they allegedly have independent contractors that can arrange outcalls if you’d prefer service outside one.
Royalty Escorts — This agency serves all of Australia. It is a reliable provider of high calls escorts. “Quality assured”, if you will. They have access to some stunning ladies.
Scarlet Blue — A portal of independent escorts, some of which are available in the Brisbane area. Again, this is a great way to connect with high quality ladies. The website has full profiles so take a look and see if any of the ladies take your fancy.
If you haven’t used an escort before and you are nervous, here’s a useful guide on what to expect and good escort ‘etiquette’.
Using a brothel offers several advantages over hiring an escort you’ve never met before.
The most obvious is choice.
Brisbane has many gorgeous women operating in its top brothels, and by showing up at one of them, you can choose exactly who you want to spend your time with.
There’s less chance of disappointment when the ladies are standing right in front of you wearing their best come-to-bed eyes…
Some of Brisbane’s best brothels include:
Platinum 175 — A selection of women from varying backgrounds and parts of the world, located on Abbotsford Road.
Cleos On Nile — Elegant, well-furnished rooms in Woolloongabba; perfect for spending a night with some of Brisbane’s most alluring escorts.
88 on Logan — As mentioned above, 88 on Logan provides both outcall escorts and a brothel where you can take your pick from whoever is working that night.
Refer to our Brisbane brothels guide for more listings.
Erotic Massage in Brisbane
For some men, there is a stigma attached to walking in to a brothel and cutting straight to the chase.
There are many erotic massage parlours in Brisbane that offer a nice compromise where you get to enjoy a relaxing sensual massage, before also enjoying a ‘happy ending’, which can comprise of one or many enjoyable acts!
There are various types of ‘adult massage’, but most of them involve oil, body rubs and a lady who is there to ensure that you come away from the treatment fully satisfied.
Where is the best place to get an erotic massage in Brisbane?
Refer to our Brisbane erotic massage guide for the latest listings.
What about sex on POF, Tinder and all these dating apps?
Yes, if you open the app store on your phone, you’re never more than 2 or 3 taps away from a site that promises to make romance (or sex) fall in to your lap easier than ever before.
One site you can try instead is Brisbane Casual Encounters — which ‘narrows’ the market somewhat, as you’d expect by the title.
It’s possible to meet a few women who are up for fun, but the results are by no means as guaranteed as they are by calling out an escort or walking in to a brothel.
A couple of other excellent sites that you will probably have heard of by now…
It’s by far Australia’s most popular adult dating website.
Adult MatchMaker has thousands of singles looking to meet up for sex. As well as plenty of couples and cheating spouses. Pretty much anybody looking to set up a profile and cruise for sex will try this site at some point, and many with food results.
As far as casual encounters go, this site is one of the most active in Brisbane and Queensland.
Because… why restrict your casual encounters to only Brisbane and Queensland, right?
AFF is the largest adult dating website in the world and has literally millions upon millions of horny sheilas with nothing but casual sex on their minds. A premium site, but cheap to join.
Where will you hook up tonight?
The choice is yours.
Brisbane has plenty of adult entertainment on its doorstep.
If you’re seeking no strings fun, a few clicks around our site should point you in the right direction. 😉