The Victoria city of Geelong, sat between the Corio Bay and Waurn Ponds, is located around 75 kilometres south-west from Melbourne.
This bayside city might be best known for its footy team and waterfront, but after dark it reveals an adult playground that can surprise and satisfy. While it doesn’t have anywhere near as many adult services as Melbourne, there are still a few brothels and massage shops that are worth noting.
In this comprehensive guide, we’ll tour Geelong’s top brothels, the lone strip club, popular sex shops, escort services, swinger hangouts, and even a few not-so-secret public fun spots.
Adult Entertainment In Geelong
Looking for full service in Geelong? Craving a sensual and erotic massage with a happy ending?
Geelong has a few cracking options (and a couple lesser-known). The most famous brothels are located around the popular Malop Street and Ryrie Street.
Being in such close proximity to Melbourne, there’s also a huge number of escorts and call girls serving the area. We’ll get to those shortly!
Brothels In Geelong
Geelong has three licensed brothels… all well-established and legally operated.
The city keeps things contained to these venues (street prostitution is illegal throughout Victoria), so these are the go-to spots for safe, professional incalls.
Lorraine Starr
201 Malop St, Geelong VIC 3220
Lorraine Starr is something of a local legend around these parts…operating for over 50 years on Malop Street in the heart of downtown (that’s longer than it has even been legal lol). Every Geelong bloke and probably a great many teenagers have heard tales of Lorraine Starr.
It prides itself as the classiest brothel in town, touting Geelong’s finest ladies – either via incall at the Malop venue, or sent to your replace via their outcall service.
It’s a lineup of local Aussie and international SWs, with anywhere from 5-14 girls working on busy nights. You can check out individual profiles on their website (assets on show but faces blurred). Variety is pretty decent here, and it’s by far the busiest brothel in town.
Lorraine uses the typical Victorian two-part fee system (house room fee + lady’s service fee). Standard full service (sex, oral, massage) 30 minutes is around $170 total ($75 room + $95 service) and 1 hour around $255. That’s admittedly higher than the typical Melbourne brothel going-rate.
They have a quickie option available (20 mins for $125), as well as a happy ending (hand relief only) for $80 or the trusty Blow and Go for $99.
We’ve heard anecdotal reports that some of the older ladies here actually offer the superior service, but YMMV. Either way, Lorraine is the best-known bordello in Geelong.
69 Relaxation
9 Fenwick St, Geelong VIC 3220
https://www.69relaxation.com.au
Not far from Lorraine Starr is 69 Relaxation. Old-timers still call it Merlins, its former name from its days on Malop St before moving over to Fenwick.
It’s a bit smaller and quieter than Lorraine’s, which some of the punters prefer for a more low-key experience. Expect a more relaxed, no-frills vibe. There are typically 2-4 ladies rostered per night… and almost all of them are Asian. You can check out their website to see exactly who is available (and when).
Full service is available, along with an erotic massage with happy ending in case you are just looking for a quick rub-and-go.
A 30-minute Full Service here comes to just $130 (vs. $170 at Lorraine).
Ultimates of North Shore
4 Seaside Parade, North Shore VIC 3214
https://www.facebook.com/ulitmatesofnorthshore/
A short drive from the city centre, in the industrial area of North Shore, you’ll find Ultimates of North Shore, a small massage parlour and brothel hybrid.
This venue is a bit off the beaten path (near the port area, around the corner from Sexyland’s North Geelong store), but it’s absolutely worth the trip, especially if you value privacy and high-end facilities.
You’ll find multiple themed rooms, some with spa baths and luxe decor. It has what are generally considered the best brothel facilities in the area. Being out of town, it’s typically quieter with just 2-5 girls available per shift.
They don’t have an active website, but the FB page posts periodic updates of who is available. It appears to be mostly Asian girls.
Going by recent reports, $100/15min, $140/30min, $220/1hr are around the mark for full service. Check with the venue ahead of time as those rates may have changed.
Local Geelong Escorts
Of course, you don’t have to visit a high class brothel to lock down a night of adult thrills in the Gateway City.
There are plenty of escorts who will come to your place (or hotel).
Geelong doesn’t have a famous local escort agency office like Melbourne does, but some Melbourne escort agencies will send ladies down the highway for outcall bookings (often with a minimum booking time + travel fee).
Also, the brothels we mentioned (Lorraine Starr and Ultimates) themselves offer escort services. You just pay a slight premium on the incall rates.
For a better selection, we suggest tapping up the two dominant escort directories that serve most of Australia with independent courtesans: Scarlet Blue and Escorts and Babes (E&B).
Scarlet Blue is the probably the most famous option. It has 12 local based high-end companions, plus a regularly updated schedule of touring girls who will soon be in the area. Expect premium prices here: it’s not unusual to see rates like $500+ per hour for top tier talent.
Escorts and Babes is a bit broader, with a mix of independent workers and those linked to agencies. We counted around 60 call girls within 10km of Geelong. Rates here can start around $200–$300/hour for newer or less high-profile escorts, going up to $400+.
If you really want to roll the dice, you can try Locanto. It currently has 450+ escort ads covering the Greater Geelong area, but YMMV!
Strip Clubs in Geelong
If you’re craving striptease and pole-dancing action in Geelong, there’s essentially one game in town: After Dark Gentlemen’s Club.
Luckily, it’s a pretty good one.
After Dark Gentlemen’s Club
28 Little Ryrie St, Geelong VIC 3220
https://www.afterdarkgc.com.au
AD was only opened a few years ago, but it has quickly become a hit for bucks parties, lads’ nights out, or couples seeking a more risqué date night.
It’s basically a reboot of the Alleycat Men’s Gallery, which previously occupied this address.
The club puts on a continuous beat of live stage shows… there’s usually always a dancer on the pole or doing a show dance, especially on busy nights. They rotate performers throughout the evening. Many of the dancers are local or Melbourne-based girls, and quality is said to be pretty decent.
They advertise “intimate ‘controlled touching’ private dances”, which sounds rather mechanical, but suggests you might get more than just eye candy for your hard earned cash. Just remember to respect the boundaries or you’ll be banished into the Geelong night.
After Dark offers party packages, but they’re customised per your specific requests. So you’ll need to reach out by email, or call them (0499 040 300) to arrange the specifics.
This strip bar is open Thursday, Friday, Saturday nights (8:30pm until late). It generally hits peak traffic after 10 on the weekends.
Swinging In Geelong
Looking for some open-minded adult fun as a couple or solo swinger?
While Geelong doesn’t have a swingers club, we did find mention of a local lifestyle community via SwingTown. It’s called Insatiable and it’s… well, a gangbang party.
This might be a bit extreme for some tastes.
The best way to meet fellow swingers in Geelong is through Oz’s favourite swinging networks. The top three to know are RedHotPie, Adult Match Maker, and SDC (Swingers Date Club).
All have couples looking to mingle – SDC has 160 profiles listed for Geelong – as well as private events which you simply won’t hear about elsewhere. It’s not like they’re getting posted on FB lol.
Local Adult Stores and Sex Shopping
Maybe you need to pick up some supplies to enhance your adventures?
Geelong has a handful of adult retail stores to browse without having to drag your arse over to Melbourne’s tawdry CBD.
Here are the top options:
- Sexyland (North Geelong) – The big brand in town, of course. Sexyland is a well-known Australian adult superstore chain, and Geelong’s outlet is a large showroom located at 4 Corio Quay Rd, North Geelong. It’s your typical “adult department store”, leaning into comfy space rather than dildos rammed to the rafters. You’ll find a huge range of DVDs, sex toys, vibrators, BDSM gear, costumes, magazines, and more.
- The Spice Adult Superstore (North Geelong) – A locally-owned competitor just a short distance from Sexyland. The Spice has been around for years and has a devoted following. Not as slick as Sexyland, and perhaps a bit outdated, but they do carry an extensive range of toys, DVDs, and novelty items.
- Fantasy Lane (Geelong CBD) – Billed as “the only adult shop in the centre of Geelong!”. Well yep, but that also makes it rather small and cramped inside – and a bit less discreet. More of your traditional adult shop. Still, it’s popular with both men and women, and has decent stock priced competitively.
All these stores are 18+ only, of course, and you might be asked for ID if (you are lucky enough) to look younger.
What do you make of the adult entertainment scene in Geelong?
Are there any attractions or services that we’ve missed?