Thomastown Sex Guide: Best Brothels & Adult Massage

The northern Melbourne suburb of Thomastown is known for housing the historical area of Westgarthtown, along with the annual Whittlesea Community festival.

What you might not be aware of is that it’s also one of the prime ‘hot spots’ for adult services in the North Melbourne region.

Thomastown has a number of brothels and adult massage parlours where you can enjoy a intimate and sensual experiences at the hands of a few dozen working ladies who are active here. Read our full guide below…

A Guide to Brothels & Erotic Massage in Thomastown

As you can see from our map below, there are a number of adult establishments branching off the Metropolitan Ring Road, which scythes through the heart of Thomastown linking Bundoora to Broadmeadows.

Map of Brothels Near Thomastown

Never been to any of these venues?

Here’s what you need to know about them…

My Alibi

35a Northgate Dr, Thomastown VIC 3074
Phone: (03) 9465 8899

My Alibi boasts some of the ‘most tantalising and popular hookers’ Thomastown has to offer.

While their website doesn’t list photos, it seems they have a nice mix of Western and Asian girls. The majority are aged in their mid to late 20s, but there’s a couple of girls marked as mature escorts, too.

Call ahead if you have any specific requests…

My Alibi has a raft of adult services, including specialty double / twins, live shows with striptease and lap dancing, as well as just oral or just handjobs.

Rates at My Alibi Thomastown:

  • 30 mins for $120
  • 45 mins for $165
  • 60 mins for $210

Please note: Prices are correct at the time of publication but may have changed since. Please check the website for the most up-to-date pricing.

Opening Hours:

  • Sunday to Wednesday: 10am to 4am
  • Thursday: 10am to 5am
  • Friday & Saturday: 10am to 6am

Pleasure Planet

43 Lipton Dr, Thomastown VIC 3074 Australia
Phone: (03) 9469 3223

The Pleasure Planet brothel is known for its mix of cute, young and petite Asian girls.

Here you’ll find working ladies from Korea, Thailand, Singapore and Hong Kong. Many of the ladies are just passing through Melbourne making some extra cash, so don’t be surprised to see an entirely new roster if you haven’t visited for a while.

The venue is located around 20 minutes from the Melbourne CBD (and its much wider array of bordellos) and offers full service as well as erotic massage, full body slides, happy endings, rub n tugs… whatever your loins desire.

Rates at Pleasure Planet:

  • 20 mins for $95
  • 30 mins for $120
  • 45 mins for $175
  • 60 mins for $230

They say:

What happens when the door closes behind you is entirely up to you. Just a gentle rub and tug or fully exploit the skillsets of your dedicated, professional temptress. You decide.

At the time of writing, Pleasure Planet was advertising a Quickie Special where you can enjoy 15 minutes for $80 in the day time.

Please note: Prices are correct at the time of publication but may have changed since. Please check the website for the most up-to-date pricing.

Opening Hours:

  • Sunday to Wednesday: 10:30am to 3am
  • Thursday to Saturday: 10:30am to 4am
Outside view at Melbourne's famous Pleasure Planet brothel
Outside view at Melbourne’s famous Pleasure Planet brothel, image courtesy of the PP website.

Oriental Plums

38 Tuscan Ct, Thomastown VIC 3074
Phone: (03) 9460 3388

No prizes for guessing the type of working ladies and escorts to be found inside Oriental Plums…

This is one of the top Asian brothels in town which boldly boasts some of the ‘youngest sex workers you will find in Melbourne’.

Oriental Plums has a headline deal, offering a 15 minute ‘quickie’ full service seven days a week for just $80.

They also have a massage deal for $70. No details on what it entails but we’d be shocked if it wasn’t a rapid-fire rug n tug given how cheap those rates are compared to the alternatives

Opening Hours:

  • Sunday to Thursday: 10:30am to 2am
  • Friday to Saturday: 10:30am to 3am

BTW, there are a few adult massage parlours in Thaomastown that we haven’t mentioned in this post. Mainly because they don’t advertise any of their services as ‘erotic/sensual’. If you want to tell whether a massage shop is likely to offer adult services, you need only check the opening hours and the types of images they use to advertise it. Always a giveaway.

The Oasis of the North

94 Trawalla Ave, Thomastown VIC 3074
Phone: (03) 9359 9408

Promoted as the Oasis of the Northern Melbourne suburbs…

They say: “Whether it be blonde, brunette or redhead – Size 6 or size 16 – wild, passionate, flirty or bubbly – the OASIS ladies will cater for every man’s fantasies!”

This is a family operated business of the strictly adult variety. It has been open for over 20 years and provides full service as well as some ‘fantasy extras’ (negotiated separately with each lady).

They have some interesting escorts listed on their roster page, including a BBW offering ‘very sensual services’, a South American (new to Thomastown), some young and sweet girls-next-door types, along with many other ladies appealing to a mix of tastes.

Opening Hours:

  • Sunday to Wednesday: 10am to 4am
  • Thursday to Saturday: 10am til ‘late’

This brothel is also open on all public holidays, except for Christmas.

Any Strip Clubs in Thomastown?

Unfortunately not.

The closest thing to a Thomastown strip club is Hotspot Showgirls, a short drive north in Campbellfield.

Alternatively, you can head south to Maxines Gentlemen’s Club on Sydney Road in Brunswick.

Have you enjoyed any of the adult services Thomastown has to offer?

What’s your favourite, and where would you recommend?

Let us know in the comments.



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