The Victoria city of Geelong, sat between the Corio Bay and Waurn Ponds, is located around 75 kilometres south-west from Melbourne.
While it doesn’t have anywhere near as many adult services as Melbourne, there are still a few brothels and massage shops that are worth noting.
Are you looking for full service in Geelong? Craving a sensual and erotic massage with a happy ending? This guide will show you where to find sex in the Gateway City.
A Guide to the Best Brothels and Erotic Massage in Geelong
What are some of the best adult venues in town?
The most famous Geelong brothels are located around the popular Malop Street and Ryrie Street.
Here are our top picks:
201 Malop St, Geelong VIC 3220, Australia
Phone: 03 5229 9456
Lorraine Starr is a Malop Street brothel and escort agency that provides some of the best reviewed adult services in all of Victoria.
It has certainly been around for long enough to earn its reputation.
The brothel was established over 60 years ago and boasts a long line of satisfied clients spanning several generations.
Upon arrival, you will be greeted by the receptionist who will lead you through to a private introductions area. Here you will meet the ladies, who you can check out in advance by visiting the Lorraine Starr roster page and reading down the schedule.
Needless to say, these are some of the most beautiful call girls in Geelong. There’s a nice diverse mix of ladies, and with up to 12 women working the rush hour shifts (late weekends), you should have plenty of choice.
Incall Rates at Lorraine Starr:
- 20 mins for $99
- 30 mins for $140
- 45 mins for $190
- 60 mins for $220
Standard full service includes sensual massage, oral sex and intercourse. If you have any extras in mind, discuss this when you arrive (or give them a call).
Front entry is two doors down from the Lord Nelson pub. There is also a discreet entrance at the end of McCann Place. Look for a marked ‘201’ on the fence.
LS also provides one of the best escort services in Geelong. Outcall rates start at $170 but will depend on your location and the required duration of visit.
169A Malop St, Geelong VIC 3220
Website currently unavailable
Phone: 03 5229 1335
69 Relaxation (once known as Merlins) is also located on Malop Street.
This small bordello specialises in sensual and relaxing adult experiences with a selection of young and beautiful ladies.
Some are local to Geelong, but most are from Asia or out-of-state.
Full service is available, along with an erotic massage with happy ending in case you are just looking for a quick rub n tug.
Incall Rates at 69 Relaxation:
- 15 mins for $75
- 20 mins for $90
- 30 mins for $120
- 45 mins for $165
- 60 mins for $200
Unfortunately their website currently appears to be down so these rates may now be out of date.
You’ll have to call or visit in-person for an idea of the ladies currently available.
Delights & Desires
Phone: 1300 4 DESIRE
Delights & Desires is billed as a high-end escort agency providing both male and female escorts to white collar clientele in the Geelong, Bellarine and Surfcoast regions.
They promise that whether you need a companion for a corporate function, a classy courtesan for a private party, or simply a stunning dinner date, the escorts on their books will keep you coming back for more.
It’s not the cheapest escort service in Victoria, but the quality is said to be high.
Outcall Rates at Delights & Desires:
- 30 mins for $200
- 1 hour for $300
- 2 hours for $600
- 4 hours for $1200
- 6 hours for $1500
- 8 hours for $2000
Note: The pricing above is based on locations within 5 km of the Geelong CBD. There is an additional $50 travel expense for any location outside this.
Geelong Escorts, Call Girls and Sex Ads
Of course, you don’t have to visit a high class brothel, or book a top-of-the-line escort agency, to lock down a night of adult thrills in the Gateway City.
Many punters are familiar with the various classified sites that serve up hundreds of sex adverts across Victoria, including in Geelong.
You may already be familiar with these, but if not, we suggest you check them out:
Craigslist is probably the most famous classified ads marketplace in the world.
Here you can find escorts, call girls, cheap hookers, no strings attached sex (for free!) and many, many gay/alternative/trans sex requests.
The Melbourne portal has regular ads posted in Geelong, but you’ll have to filter the results, as we have done for you below:
Locanto: Casual Sex in Geelong
Unlike most major cities where Backpage and Craigslist dominate the local classifieds, Geelong seems to have a preference for Locanto and its Casual Encounters portal (seen above).
Here you will find a huge selection of sex adverts, including from women seeking men, men seeking men, ‘fetish encounter’ providers and so on.
Locanto is one of the most underrated places to find sex in Geelong, but the increase in user activity may also mean that your adverts receive less response (if you were planning to post your own, instead of relying to the ones you like).
Similar to Backpage in design and content, the Cracker portal doesn’t have a specific Geelong portal, but you can easily search the regular Melbourne site for ads marked locally.
Here’s the link to use:
This portal is mostly used by freelance escorts and niche adult service providers, such as dominatrixes, mistresses, and erotic massage providers (we’ve seen a few tantra practitioners on there, if that’s your thing…).
Best Geelong Strip Clubs
In terms of other adult entertainment that might be of interest in the Geelong area, be sure to check out the Alleycat Men’s Gallery (also known as AC’s Striptease).
It is located over on 28 Little Ryrie Street and is Geelong’s most popular gentlemen’s club.
This strip club boasts non-stop podium dancing, hot feature shows, and sexy up-close-and-personal dances.
AC’s Striptease is open from 8pm-3am on Thursdays, and 8pm-5am on Fridays and Saturdays.
Do you know of any other top adult venues in Geelong?
Anything to add to the services we have listed?
Feel free to drop your comments and reviews below.