Miss Heavens Review

Are you looking for a luxury bordello in the Sydney area that only caters for men looking for mature escorts?

Miss Heavens, just north of the Harbour City, has a whole stack of milfs and cougars working from a six star brothel equipped with modern and clean facilities. The house has been around for two decades and the women for a lot longer both proving that with age and experience comes great customer satisfaction.

In our guide below, we take a look at some of the reasons that the Miss Heavens brothel has become a byword for sensual and decadent sex in NSW.


Miss Heavens is a luxurious ‘6-star brothel’ situated in the Artarmon suburb of Sydney’s North Shore.

Having been around for over 25 years the name Miss Heavens has become synonymous with a high-class Sydney bordello experience. Specialising in mature escorts, this brothel takes the pleasure of its clients very seriously and aims to provide complete sexual satisfaction

With its luxury accommodation and modern facilities, Miss Heavens is all about providing a premier brothel experience in NSW. They specialise in supplying high-class mature escorts who take a great deal of pleasure in satisfying each client’s individual needs.

Operating for over two decades, Miss Heavens offers a fully inclusive service geared to guys who prefer their women with experience. The prices aren’t the cheapest in town (Sydney has options for every budget) but for what you pay you get a premium experience. There are no hidden extras for the room and a lot of the women don’t charge for some specials so you might just get more than you bargained for (going Greek usually incurs an extra fee).

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The discreet entrance to Miss Heavens.

A full service constitutes a more GFE than a PSE but they do accommodate most requests so if you are after something specific like role-play, dressing up or fetish then just ask. You generally get a more intimate experience with French kissing, oral and lovemaking rather than just a quick bang for your buck.

One of the reasons Miss Heavens is so popular is the fact that, as mature women, these ladies know plenty of tricks and have a repertoire of sizzling positions to educate their clients with. The house management team feel so confident about this that they offer total satisfaction as their goal.

With a motto of taking you above and beyond your wildest dreams, this is a brothel that works hard to keep its reputation as one of the top venues in Sydney.


With 15-20 ladies to select from every day, the roster at Miss Heavens is always varied, providing customers with plenty of choice.

There are around 70 women who work for Miss Heavens brothel ranging in age from early 30s to mid 50s. Most are Australian ladies but they do have several women from places as far as Italy, Ukraine, Turkey, Egypt and South America. Not only that but there is also a good variety in body types with leggy models, petite women and voluptuous babes. The website has a simple listing of all of the ladies available with a full portfolio page with photoshoot page currently being in development.

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All of the ladies at Miss Heavens are of a mature age. Image via www.missheavens.com.au

The management at Miss Heavens prides themselves on not only selecting women based on their overall sex appeal and femininity but also their skill and technique in the bedroom. Reviews of the experiences with these ladies is generally very positive and they rate highly with regard to being open-minded with a desire to please.


The standard service is quite accommodating and will leave most men feeling fully fulfilled, particularly as you don’t normally have to pay extra for things like oral, French kissing or massage. In fact, you can usually get the following included within your costs:

  • Toys
  • Prostate massage
  • Role-play
  • Oral/mutual oral
  • Strip
  • Dirty talk
  • Shower for two

If you have any specific requests, then you should always make these known up front to ensure that prices are agreed as well as knowing they can be accommodated.


What does it cost at Miss Heavens and what’s included?

These are the current rates for a fully inclusive service with deep French kissing, oral and intimate sex. Prices include GST and there are no hidden charges with house or room fees.

  • $180 for 30 mins,
  • $240 for 45 mins
  • $300 for 60 mins

Please note, for the latest correct pricing, it is best to refer to the up-to-date menu, which can be found here:


It’s clear from the rates that Miss Heavens isn’t the cheapest sex you can get in Sydney and you are paying for the whole ‘luxury’ experience.

Whilst requests are invited you should note that some of these will attract an additional fee and should always be agreed up front.

The brothel has EFTPOS facilities and they also accept all major credit cards.

CC fees are 1.5% unless it’s American Express, which attracts a 6.5% fee.


Situated on Cleg Street, about a 200m uphill from the Bunnings Warehouse, Miss Heavens is open to the main street but has a discreet frontage.

There is private parking available until 4pm (Monday to Friday) at adjoining No 4 Cleg Street (follow the yellow signs) with plenty of off street parking at other times.

Here is a map of the location for your convenience:



Fancy an eye-opener or a night-cap?

This brothel isn’t open 24/7 like some Sydney bordellos but they do operate seven days a week during the day and until late.

Miss Heavens is open every day from 10am to midnight.


You don’t need an appointment for this cougar brothel and walk-ins are welcome.

You can stay up to date with changes in roster, new ladies and special promotions via their website

Here are the contact details for Miss Heavens:

Phone: 02 9439 4211