The northern Melbourne suburb of Thomastown is known for housing the historical area of Westgarthtown, along with the annual Whittlesea Community festival. And guess what else?
Yep, Thomastown is one of the prime ‘hot spots’ for adult services in the entire North Melbourne region!
The town has a number of brothels and adult massage parlours, where punters can enjoy intimate experiences with the dozens of working ladies who are active here. Our Thomastown Sex Guide digs a little deeper into the best local options for X-rated fun.
Adult Entertainment In Thomastown
Thomastown’s adult industry flies under the radar, then surprises you with a tight cluster of legal brothels, late trading, and easy parking (praise be!).
Most venues sit in discreet industrial pockets, so you can arrive, choose, and exit without fuss. Prices are friendlier than the CBD (in most cases), with day rates that tempt repeat visits. If you want clean rooms, simple intros, and a choice of line-ups in one suburb… this is the north’s sweet spot.
Thomastown Brothels
So what are the brothels worth visiting in Thomastown?
Let’s take a closer look…
My Alibi
35 Northgate Dr, Thomastown VIC 3074
My Alibi boasts some of the “most tantalising and popular hookers” Thomastown has to offer.
This popular venue is located over on Northgate Drive, an imposing black warehouse-type building, but with a luxurious, upmarket décor once you get inside. There’s a spacious lounge where you can enjoy a drink and meet the ladies during introductions. Private rear entry and on-site parking ensure you can slip in discreetly.
The roster is a nice mix of Western and Asian girls. The majority are aged in their mid to late 20s, but there’s a couple of girls marked as mature escorts, too.
My Alibi runs an excellent website with a live schedule showing exactly who will be working (and when). The girls rotate between two shifts – daytime (10am to 6pm) and the peak After Dark stint (6pm to 3am).
Rates are decent, starting at $105 for 20 minutes, $130 for 30 minutes (get $20 off on Hump Day!), or $220 for 1 hour. If you’re in a hurry, they have the trusty blow & go Lollipop option at $55.
- Open daily
- Monday to Thursday: 10am to 3am
- Friday to Sunday: 10am to 6am
Pleasure Planet
43 Lipton Dr, Thomastown VIC 3074
https://pleasureplanetbrothel.com.au
Pleasure Planet is not shy of a good gimmick and leans into their astro theme hard: plush rooms, a clean finish (deep red brothel standard), and a clear Asian focus.
The venue markets itself as “ultra-exclusive” with an all-Asian portfolio, spa facilities, and private luxury chambers. That translates into tidy rooms, hot showers, and a line-up that skews young and petite.
It’s mostly Chinese and Thai providers from what we’ve seen – there are ten listed on the site – with some variety depending on the night.
Many of the ladies are just passing through Melbourne making some extra cash, so don’t be surprised to see an entirely new roster if you haven’t visited for a while.
As for the all important rates… they are currently advertised as $110 for 20 minutes, $130 for 30 minutes, or $230 for 1 hour.
Some of the girls are said to offer a decent erotic massage, not just FS.
- Open daily, 10:30am to 2am (closes at 3am on Fri/Sat)
Oriental Plums
38 Tuscan Ct, Thomastown VIC 3074
No prizes for guessing the type of working ladies and escorts to be found inside Oriental Plums…
This is one of the top Asian brothels in Melbourne. Their line-up spans ladies from China, Korea, Japan, Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand and beyond. In other words, a rotating cast of East and Southeast Asian women, mostly in their 20s (described as “student-aged” with fair skin and playful features).
Prices here are slightly more expensive than the other Asian brothels, but check out their online roster and you’ll see why they can afford to push those prices.
That said, there’s a constant turnover of faces at this venue, so the girls on their website might not even be working there anymore!
Full service starts at $110 for 20 minutes, $130 for 30 minutes, or $240 for 1 hour. Note that card payments have a surcharge of $20 (ouch). Paying in cash is the way to go if you’re prowling on a budget.
- Open daily
- Monday to Thursday: 7:30am to 3am
- Friday, Saturday: 10:30am to 4am
- Sunday: 10:30am to 3am
The Oasis of the North
94 Trawalla Ave, Thomastown VIC 3074
https://www.theoasisofthenorth.com.au
True to its name, Oasis is an inviting spot to escape and “come play, day or night” in Thomastown’s industrial wilderness.
This brothel is a bit different from the others in the area: it’s a family-operated business. Strange gig to get into, but it takes all sorts, right?!
The roster is a cracking mix of local Melbourne beauties and international companions (including girls from Ivory Coast, India, and all across Europe). Several ladies have profiles on the website, with teaser pics and a brief bio.
It’s a busy brothel with some days showcasing as many as 25 girls in a single 24-hour period! They do a nice job of staying on top of who’s available with a live updating stream on their homepage, (“Eleven Ladies Here Right Now“).
Full service starts at $120 for 20 minutes, $140 for 30 minutes, or $220 for 1 hour. Their girls can be delivered to your home or hotel via an outcall service – starting at $500/hr.
- Open daily, 10am to 4am (closes at 6am on Fri/Sat)
The Local Escort Scene
Given its close proximity, the local escort scene in Thomastown is actually just a small part of the broader Melbourne market – which means you have access to hundreds of independent companions and agency girls available.
The suburb itself doesn’t necessarily have escorts living or based there in large numbers (many independents base in the CBD or inner suburbs), but plenty of escorts will travel to Thomastown for outcalls, and a few even host incalls in Melbourne’s northern suburbs.
If we take a look at the major freelance directories, they all have at least some coverage from Thomastown-based courtesans:
- Escorts & Babes – This popular directory has just over 50 private companions based within 5km of Thomastown. Note, some of the girls look very familiar from the local brothels (so it’s likely being used as an extended marketing platform). Prices here can be very low, you might find $150 half-hours on the lower end via E&B.
- Scarlet Blue – The VIP end of the market. Best not shop here unless you have some serious moolah to spend. SB currently has an impressive 80+ escorts in Thomastown (including some companions who will be touring for long weekends or short breaks). Prices generally hover around $400-$600/hr, but you do get some very high end ladies charging over $1000 per hour.
- Real Babes – A smaller selection of escorts here, and a much more chaotic platform. We spotted a couple of local brothel SWs moonlighting for extra work. Rates are really low.
Ultimately, Melbourne is one of the most popular cities for escorts in the entire world.
You’re not going to be short on options, especially if you’re willing to cover the extra travel expenses of having a CBD girl sent over by taxi.
Adult Shops
Of course, the fun doesn’t stop at brothels and escorts. Thomastown has a decent adult retail outlet, with one of Melbourne’s biggest adult superstores waiting for you on Settlement Road.
Sexyland Thomastown
292 Settlement Rd, Thomastown VIC 3074
https://www.sexyland.com.au/pages/thomastown-melbourne-adult-store
Sexyland is a suburban icon around these parts: huge floorspace, open late, and packed to the rafters with everything from toys and lingerie to DVDs, lubes, and party gear. The Thomastown branch is one of the chain’s busiest, thanks to its prime location and long trading hours.
There’s nothing seedy about this venue, and it’s a long way from the tiny hole-in-the-wall stores in the CBD. By comparison, they’re very well-stocked with all the latest dirty gizmos and major brands.
If you truly can’t be arsed to leave the house, they also offer a 2 hour delivery service on many items.
- Open daily, 9am to Midnight
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