Mike splits his “professional life” between diligently tracking the latest whims of the Aussie sex industry, and wading through his responsibilities as adult gaming editor over at AdultVisor – both part of RLN Media. He has been working with our founder Simon Regal for over a decade. In Simon’s words: “Yeah, about twelve years too long”. With a sharp eye for the weirdest sex trends (and the world’s dirtiest red-light secrets), Mike delivers extensive guides and blunt, practical insights to anybody who will listen. Likely in possession of The World’s Dirtiest Search History™.
Mike on Red Light Australia:
I’ve been working with Simon (our founder) for almost a decade now. In fact, the reason we started working together was because he had the insane idea of tracking the entire Aussie sex industry, not just small pockets of activity in Sydney and Melbourne.
He wanted to launch new sites in Gold Coast, Perth and Brisbane… and needed some poor sap to morph the research into something readable.
I’d been covering the adult industry for many years – mostly adult games, porn reviews, etc. I agreed to help cover this Australia portal… not expecting that I’d soon become familiar with a gazillion brothels and massage shops in the arse-end of Buttfuck Nowhere around Oz.
It’s been… an eye-opening experience.
These days, I balance my time working on our main adult blog (AdultVisor) and managing a small team of contributors who help to keep this site ticking over with the latest intel.
Australia has long had a reputation for its repressive porn laws. Adult studios producing X-rated content are a rarity in the country. Despite Australia being a sexually progressive nation of individuals, legislation is preventing adult producers from flourishing. The popular and hugely successful Australian porn production company, Abby Winters, is a prime example of how … Read more
Looking for an online community of like-minded punters to trade tips on Australia’s sex scene? Here in Australia we are lucky enough to have a (mostly) legalised sex industry and service standards are high. However, it always pays to be in the know before making a booking. Adult forums offer the best way to find … Read more
Looking to indulge in some transsexual play after-hours? Sydney has one of the most popular transsexual escort scenes in all of Australia. You’ll find a number of ladyboy escorts working freelance around NSW, whilst the top agencies have many ladyboys on their books to meet the popular demand. Our Sydney TS guide takes a look … Read more
Queensland swinger clubs face a difficult set of laws, needing to be situated within specific zoning areas such as the commercial parts of a town or city. They are not allowed to charge an entry fee and cannot serve alcohol or wrapped food. Sex must not take place in public areas and they must be … Read more
Looking for a casual hookup in the City by the Bay? Want to try your luck without using Tinder? Melbourne has recently overtaken Sydney at the most populous city in Australia. With a growing population of 5.3 million, there’s a high proportion of city singles looking to enjoy the thriving nightlife and active bar scene. … Read more
Melbourne has a reputation for an open mind when it comes to sex, and nowhere does this shine through better than in its swinging community. We’ve got private clubs, secret societies, gangbang parties and a steady drumbeat of swinger events held throughout the month. The community is friendly and welcoming… once you know where to … Read more
Where are all the Aussie cam girls hiding? It’s no secret that Colombian girls and Eastern Europeans dominate the major adult webcam platforms. But we can assure you: many local cam stars are performing sexy online shows here in Oz—if you know where to look. We’ve researched over 30 popular cam sites, ‘rigorously comparing’ their … Read more
The legendary Dragon Service is described by many as the “ultimate sexual experience” — and it’s something of a delicacy here in Australia. Originating in China, this specialist sexual service takes the art of erotic massage to explosive new heights. What is a dragon service exactly? Taking around two hours to compete from start to … Read more
Since the middle of March, Australians have been used to seeing shops, bars and businesses closed to the general public as the country took action to prevent the spread of COVID19. However, government policies introduced in May has meant a slow return to a new normality…for some sectors. Yes, making Australia’s workplaces COVIDSafe is no … Read more
Whether you’re booking your first massage parlour adventure, browsing escort ads, or just trying to decode what the hell “BBBJTCNQNS” means, the sex industry comes with its own secret dictionary. It’s a mix of acronyms, euphemisms, and escort slang that can leave newcomers scratching their heads… That’s where this guide comes in. Below you’ll find … Read more
Looking to explore the kink scene in Melbourne? Fetish House is Melbourne’s premier studio dedicated entirely to BDSM, fetish and fantasy play… and it’s not just a regular brothel with a token “dungeon”. This is a purpose-built clubhouse, fit for the kinkiest of minds. And whatever dirty fantasies you can dream up. Open since 2000, this … Read more
Looking for a BDSM dungeon in Sydney? With the closure of Salon Kitty’s, Temple 22 and the famous Hellfire Club, there are just two BDSM dungeons ‘for hire’ remaining in Sydney – The Kastle and Hedon House – and they offer quite contrasting experiences. There’s also a raft of mistresses offering a dungeon experience at their … Read more
Looking for a connect to the hottest BDSM communities in Australia? Whatever your fetish or kink, it is not always easy to find other people to share it with. Although BDSM is no longer a niche subgenre of the fetish world, it can still be a ball ache to source details of local communities, clubs … Read more
The island of Tasmania is home to a population of around 520,000 people, most of whom live in the Greater Hobart area. As the capital of this Australian state, Hobart is a busy city for commuters and tourists, including plenty of cruise ship visitors. Catering for all, the island has a good nightlife with plenty … Read more
According to the latest annual Great Australian Sex Census (2013/14) prepared by Red Hot Pie, 5.6% of married Australians describe themselves as swingers. With an added 4.4% of those in a committed but open relationship, a conservative figure of the total swingers in the country is placed at around a million people. With figures suggesting … Read more
Australia’s peep show and sex cinema scene isn’t what it used to be… the glory days of neon “Nude Girls” signs and coin-operated booths are largely over. But if you know where to look, a handful of these adult venues still survive across the country. Peep shows in Australia came to prominence in the 1970s with a handful … Read more
From Sydney’s King’s Cross, where the coke sign once glowed over sailors and strip clubs, to Kalgoorlie’s Hay Street, where brothels outlasted the gold rush, there are several districts that tell the story of vice, politics, and punter culture in Australia. Some of Australia’s most famous red light districts have been scrubbed clean by gentrification, others survive … Read more
Got a hankering for some local Kiwi porn? New Zealand has enviable legislation on the adult sex industry making it one of the best places in the world to work as a prostitute. The combination of liberal mindedness with a healthy attitude towards sex means Kiwis enjoy a good deal of porn on a regular … Read more
As the most populous city in New Zealand, and home to over 1.3 million people, the swinging scene in Auckland is fairly active, served by a handful of clubs holding regular Lifestyle events. There are a variety of swinger clubs, members-only events and private sex parties… but for obvious reasons, they’re not heavily advertised on … Read more
The northern Melbourne suburb of Thomastown is known for housing the historical area of Westgarthtown, along with the annual Whittlesea Community festival. What you might not be aware of is that it’s also one of the prime ‘hot spots’ for adult services in the North Melbourne region. Thomastown has a number of brothels and adult … Read more
The Victoria city of Geelong, sat between the Corio Bay and Waurn Ponds, is located around 75 kilometres south-west from Melbourne. This bayside city might be best known for its footy team and waterfront, but after dark it reveals an adult playground that can surprise and satisfy. While it doesn’t have anywhere near as many adult … Read more
Transsexual escorts (also referred to as ‘T-girls’, trannies, ladyboys, shemales, TS escorts, amongst dozens of other names…) are extremely popular here in Melbourne. While you can no doubt find some transsexual fun by frequenting the bars and clubs around St Kilda (the historical red light district), it is just as easy to hop online and … Read more